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He’d say the most heinous shit and then without a hint of irony sign off with “be kind to each other”

Also his poetry is laugh out loud fucken terrible.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I think we should give the decrepit old losers that don’t win elections another chance.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
A good opportunity to get paying work where people don’t care that you cornered women and made them watch you beat your meat.
October 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sussan Ley says she ‘misspoke’ after the feedback from focus groups said her party was ‘a bunch of deranged cookers and private school nepotism wankers’
September 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Bullshit
September 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Finally a team I can trust to help me fire women that got pregnant without my permission
September 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Please go back to things relevant to your audience like incredible deals on a dozen jars of pickles
August 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It’s the one case where a Japanese developer intentionally lost the source code so it couldn’t hurt anyone anymore.
August 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Why even have a court at all when you can deploy predictive AI models to make findings of fact.

The article even acknowledges how well our elections function without voting machines but then without a hint of irony suggests implementing AI into our judiciary.

What a fucking stupid article.
July 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Enduring values that conveniently shift when they are no longer profitable.
July 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Going to an auction with a guide of 800k to see the house sell for 975k

Real estate agents are parasites and need to be regulated
June 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Yeah - one of the first games I tried. I’d hoped the faster storage would cure that issue but I think the game is cpu bound and poorly optimised so there’s little the extra brute force of the Switch 2 can do.
June 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It still runs like crap on Switch 2. The screen transitions are no better sadly.
June 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Aw gawrsh your Honour, if you take Maxy from me I’ll-hyuck-have nuthin’ left! I never would have left my son with that Powerline feller if I knew he was one of those registered sex offenders
May 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I think you could tell the uninitiated it’s a sandwich press from 1985 and they’d believe you.
July 8, 2024 at 2:33 AM
You’ve flipped the Chrono Trigger art horizontally - which Toriyama himself condemned back when Viz was releasing the manga in monthly comic book format with the art flipped to read left to right. Ruins the composition.
March 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Mario RPG. I was so certain I’d adore it, I’d read so much about it over the years and built it up in my mind. It’s a good game but after about six hours it’s one I’m having to push myself to finish.
January 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM