Alison Tafel
alisontafel.bsky.social
Alison Tafel
@alisontafel.bsky.social
TV Writer
Actor
Credits:
BoJack Horseman
The Tonight Show
Twisted Metal
Hey! Here's the link I was telling you about! https://linktr.ee/alisontafel
Will update next week. There has to be a Goldilocks “just right” situation here. 4/4
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I finished my food before anyone arrived. Now everyone is eating as I watch, in the corner so I’m not taking up a table. The mingle opportunity has passed. I’m tainted as the early one. Now I’m gonna spend class full and lonely. 3/4
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This week, the plan was to come early for the food and mingle but WAS THE FIRST PERSON HERE. 2/4
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m on the couch, I’m full, it’s too early to go to bed… What’s everyone’s post #superbowl fun watch?
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
OK, OK OK imagine being a person who got hired to convincingly say the line “I don’t like drinking water.”

Who does it like drinking water??? Have you ever had water? It’s amazing. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Imagine having a microphone shoved in your face on national television as you are the smelliest you have ever been in your entire life. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Isn’t the Gatorade pouring premature? I really don’t know. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m bored so writing this to pass the time. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
On no! He’s trying to joke! #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The names of nfl announcers are so cardboard. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Brady: Here’s a low key way I cheated back in the day until refs cracked down on me. Now chuckle so it sounds like an anecdote.

Other Announcer: Hehheh

#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The #SuperBowl commercials brought to you by the number 2.

Newest edition to the list?

Two McConaughey’s.
February 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Old men on the field, holding microphones? Pee break! #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Flying mustaches.

Also old ladies breakdancing.

This is a turning into true #SuperBowl Dante’s Peak Volcano sitch.
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
YOU CAN’T WIN
SO WIN

Okay, so now I’m sitting here? Moved? And crying? #superbowl #nike
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Also two old lady breakdancing ads.

This is a true SuperBowl Dante’s Peak Volcano sitch.
February 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m imagining the Oscar bait movie already.

Plot: A mad men looking ad guy who had no credentials but just one idea…

The. Flying. Mustache.
“Could YOU sell it twice?”

Theaters 2026

#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Not one but TWO flying mustache commercials??? Oh man, some ad folks are totally shitting themselves. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
OK, so this is the most I have ever used #BlueSky, finally giving the algorithm something to chew on. All I’ve been doing is commenting on the #SuperBowl commercials. And so now my Discover page is COMPLETELY SATURATED with

… quirky liberal cross stitch?

Touché #bluesky
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM