At least I don't have to unclog the toilet
I leave that for my male co-worker
No need for gender equality in this case

You inspired me
Today I made folders Zz_DNU-OLD2021 and so on for each year
Hold my coffee and watch my team lose their minds!

🤣
So you know, I also have to fix printer paper jam, iPhone Wi-Fi, and set mouse traps
You might not want my job

Not at all!
Unless they're also transition...

DrugsSexRock&Roll1985!

Just a hint of smokiness
And so soft... ☁️

You have to prefix it with * to keep it separate from all the other DNUs
Or prefix it with ~ if you're really special
And the stuff is not useless
You never know when someone might need that draft file Bob created in 1985 B.C. when tablets were made of stone

🤦

I'm a child in maturity because being irresponsible is so much more fun!

It shouldn't
There's a note on file new CMOS battery needed
Thought it was stuck on boot due to BIOS reversal which should still have display
But who knows what's what when I get mystery equipment
Working for small company is choose your own adventure game
Except someone else is choosing

Or country song:
My laptop was run over by a horse
My workstation died of a broken heart
My router took off with the firewall
And left me with all the switches
I tried to get drunk on server exhaust
But my KVM is not working
My apps committed suicide
And the OS followed them
Oh my scripts!
Paper jam

If you know a youth who uses an e-scooter, or are a parent of one, we’d love to hear from you at this event! It’s easy to say “they’re unsafe - ban them” when the reality is more complex. How can we make them safer? How do we educate about them? Do we want heavy handed enforcement?

That's how my trainer did it
Because that's how his trainer did it
It's an age old tradition, good enough for all the respected folks who came before me, who am I to question it as an upstart?