Ali M. Hasan
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Ali M. Hasan
@alimhasan.bsky.social
Philosopher at U. Iowa. Epistemology, perception, ethics, & AI.
Posting in a very personal capacity.
A friendly reminder not to fall in love with your tape dispensers. (Sam Gross, 1998, New Yorker)
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My prompt: "I shave any and all those who do not shave themselves". ChatGPT5 says this is a version of the Barber paradox. It's not. ("I shave all and ONLY those who do not shave themselves" is.) ChatGPT erroneously added that "the barber *only* shaves people who do not shave themselves"
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"In philosophy if you aren't moving at a snail's pace, you aren't moving at all." -- Iris Murdoch
April 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
After years of watching tennis, I think I finally understand what “unforced error” means.
April 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sorry, philosophers of inquiry. Spelling Bee doesn’t accept it
March 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m betting this will get more likes than anything else I post
March 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
US joins Russia to vote against UN resolution condemning Russia’s war against Ukraine.
February 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Adding to my slides for my meaning of life lectures.
February 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Supervillain vibes
February 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Not one of Kant’s most well-known quotes. But probably more defensible. (Cafe Allegro, Seattle, some 10 or so years ago)
January 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Around 2006, I lived near North Bend, Washington, and would occasionally go to Twede’s Cafe—the diner where Twin Peaks was filmed—to work on my dissertation. The coffee was so-so. The cherry pie was good enough. The vibes were perfectly Lynchian.

RIP David Lynch.
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Saw Hadestown with my daughter last night. It was great!
Btw, certainty is one hell of a drug — just ask Orpheus.
January 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I couldn’t resist buying this postcard
December 30, 2024 at 8:07 PM
It’s all about the struggle, they said. You’ll find joy in the process, they said.
December 29, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Not an optical illusion but a similar problem here we might call the fallacy fallacy.
December 21, 2024 at 5:07 PM
ChatGPT: ‘Linda is a banker teller’ is more probable than ‘Linda is a bank teller or is active in the feminist movement’!
December 21, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Tempted to print a huge poster of this and put it up on our department's posting board, where we get lots of student traffic.
December 12, 2024 at 6:50 PM
How to avoid the ad hominem fallacy but still be an asshole.
December 1, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Move evidence of the same from the manual for my chainsaw
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM