Ali Garfinkel
@aligarchy.bsky.social
tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY
tbh this does a better job than 90% of the sour candy i've tried
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
tbh this does a better job than 90% of the sour candy i've tried
spider tour
you can tell by my camera speed i was unwell
you can tell by my camera speed i was unwell
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
spider tour
you can tell by my camera speed i was unwell
you can tell by my camera speed i was unwell
nightmares do come true
July 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
nightmares do come true
turned 37 today which, in los angeles, qualifies me for a senior discount
May 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
turned 37 today which, in los angeles, qualifies me for a senior discount
happy mother's day to the woman who will still swaddle me upon request
May 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
happy mother's day to the woman who will still swaddle me upon request
and then there is of course, this
May 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
and then there is of course, this
sometimes art just speaks to you
May 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sometimes art just speaks to you
them, uninformed chud: wraps always fall apart when you put them down
me, innovative genius: oh do they
me, innovative genius: oh do they
March 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
them, uninformed chud: wraps always fall apart when you put them down
me, innovative genius: oh do they
me, innovative genius: oh do they
beware thine farts, full of malice
January 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
beware thine farts, full of malice
and then somehow became the invisible man
January 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
and then somehow became the invisible man
was going for a walk in the cold with my mom and i sent this pic of her to my sister and her response was just "she looks like she's about to do a january 6"
January 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
was going for a walk in the cold with my mom and i sent this pic of her to my sister and her response was just "she looks like she's about to do a january 6"
you have to do it way more or i will!! don't bother reading the article that's what it says
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
you have to do it way more or i will!! don't bother reading the article that's what it says
used the tiktok bold glamour filter on my nearly 76 year old father and he came out like such a chad it made my mom lower her glasses. china can have this data
January 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
used the tiktok bold glamour filter on my nearly 76 year old father and he came out like such a chad it made my mom lower her glasses. china can have this data
"how does that really play into the movie though?" buddy, this guy's got knowledge only a bricklayer would know
January 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"how does that really play into the movie though?" buddy, this guy's got knowledge only a bricklayer would know
the early 2000s were rough. i blame this look on uhh 9/11
January 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the early 2000s were rough. i blame this look on uhh 9/11
why don't they just make the healthcare CEOs out of the same stuff they use to make phone protector accessories
December 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
why don't they just make the healthcare CEOs out of the same stuff they use to make phone protector accessories
aw where's it going
December 11, 2024 at 4:03 PM
aw where's it going