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Ali Garfinkel

@aligarchy.bsky.social

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tv/film/game writer 📍 LA | NY

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Jul 3

so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right llama ringing a little bell

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 5d

must be the microplastics in my brain that are making me so snacky

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 12d

*taking a handful of candy from every trick-or-treater who comes to my door* tariffs

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 21d

tbh this does a better job than 90% of the sour candy i've tried

Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 22d

don't insult me

Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · 22d

why is every sour candy maker such a pussy

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Sep 14

centuries and centuries of human development simply to end up exactly how we've always been

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Sep 4

that's when it's two words

Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Sep 4

the germans don't do bloopers, they do krauttakes

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jan 14

The Facebook people are here now (derogatory)

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Aug 16

it had nothing to do with the paid actors portraying a couple on tv

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Aug 16

a burger king commercial came on and in it were two older people wearing those paper crowns and without looking away from the screen my mom just goes "if you ever see me wearing a burger king crown i want you to shoot me on the spot. don't even let me explain."

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Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Aug 8

i didn't fuck with them until much later but once you learn the patterns they're not bad!!

Ali Garfinkel @aligarchy.bsky.social · Jul 18

"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something

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