T.o.S.h.
@alienatlantis.bsky.social
We in that ocean.
🌞♓🌙♐⬆♎
Drawing dumb aliens and stuff- Commissions Open, No Credit Check needed.
I high-tailed it to Pennsylvania because it sounded like Transylvania.
🌞♓🌙♐⬆♎
Drawing dumb aliens and stuff- Commissions Open, No Credit Check needed.
I high-tailed it to Pennsylvania because it sounded like Transylvania.
My body is a temple and should be tax-exempt.
My life is a joke and protected under parody law.
judge at my hearing: that's not how any of this fucking works, you're going to jail.
My life is a joke and protected under parody law.
judge at my hearing: that's not how any of this fucking works, you're going to jail.
February 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My body is a temple and should be tax-exempt.
My life is a joke and protected under parody law.
judge at my hearing: that's not how any of this fucking works, you're going to jail.
My life is a joke and protected under parody law.
judge at my hearing: that's not how any of this fucking works, you're going to jail.
Money is imaginary, laws are made up. Get yourself a latte. #luigi #denydefenddopse #monopoly #capatalism
February 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Money is imaginary, laws are made up. Get yourself a latte. #luigi #denydefenddopse #monopoly #capatalism
ICE trying to question me about any immigrants that might be in the area:
Me gesturing angrily to the "international section" at the grocery store: your guess is as good as mine, budy.
Me gesturing angrily to the "international section" at the grocery store: your guess is as good as mine, budy.
February 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
ICE trying to question me about any immigrants that might be in the area:
Me gesturing angrily to the "international section" at the grocery store: your guess is as good as mine, budy.
Me gesturing angrily to the "international section" at the grocery store: your guess is as good as mine, budy.
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One of my absolute favorite moments of recent US political history is when hackers made Chicago police comms play Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" during the BLM protests in 2020
www.digitalmusicnews.com/2020/06/04/h...
www.digitalmusicnews.com/2020/06/04/h...
Hackers Jammed Police Scanners with Tay Zonday Hit 'Chocolate Rain'
The Tay Zonday internet classic 'Chocolate Rain' remains poignant today. Hackers used the now meme status song to jam police scanners in Chicago.
www.digitalmusicnews.com
November 8, 2023 at 2:29 AM
One of my absolute favorite moments of recent US political history is when hackers made Chicago police comms play Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" during the BLM protests in 2020
www.digitalmusicnews.com/2020/06/04/h...
www.digitalmusicnews.com/2020/06/04/h...
February 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I quit smoking 611 days ago and it’s never been tougher to not rip a dart.
sucks that this is all happening in an era where we’re burdened with the knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you
February 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I quit smoking 611 days ago and it’s never been tougher to not rip a dart.
Bar tender: -looks me up and down- you know we're gonna card you, right.
Me: man I have been heavily drinking for over a decade at this point but whatever.
Me: man I have been heavily drinking for over a decade at this point but whatever.
January 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Bar tender: -looks me up and down- you know we're gonna card you, right.
Me: man I have been heavily drinking for over a decade at this point but whatever.
Me: man I have been heavily drinking for over a decade at this point but whatever.
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For fans of yummy warm drinks, clearly no other reason. #abolishice #winterboots
Redbubble.com/people/DrNotanartist/shop
Redbubble.com/people/DrNotanartist/shop
January 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
For fans of yummy warm drinks, clearly no other reason. #abolishice #winterboots
Redbubble.com/people/DrNotanartist/shop
Redbubble.com/people/DrNotanartist/shop
January 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yall snitching to ICE for free, at least the Roman's were giving out 30 silver.
January 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yall snitching to ICE for free, at least the Roman's were giving out 30 silver.
Salami: 👍
Summer sausage: 👌
Chorizo: 👏
Finocchiona: 🙌
Peperoni:👎🤮
Summer sausage: 👌
Chorizo: 👏
Finocchiona: 🙌
Peperoni:👎🤮
January 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Salami: 👍
Summer sausage: 👌
Chorizo: 👏
Finocchiona: 🙌
Peperoni:👎🤮
Summer sausage: 👌
Chorizo: 👏
Finocchiona: 🙌
Peperoni:👎🤮
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Gender affirming sturgeonry
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gender affirming sturgeonry
I really believe i would have been better off if i hadn't deeply internalized so much of the weird shit my grandmother gaslit me about as a child. She legit tried to convince me that people thought the moon was made out of cheese when she was a child and that you only go to college to find a husband
January 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I really believe i would have been better off if i hadn't deeply internalized so much of the weird shit my grandmother gaslit me about as a child. She legit tried to convince me that people thought the moon was made out of cheese when she was a child and that you only go to college to find a husband
Drinks like 5000 calories worth of dumb b*tch juice a day.
January 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Drinks like 5000 calories worth of dumb b*tch juice a day.
Hot take: i don't think people who find the energy to log "depressed" in their mood charts are really all that sad.
January 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Hot take: i don't think people who find the energy to log "depressed" in their mood charts are really all that sad.
Why don't they have airport lounges outside of airports? I want to respond to emails with an early morning glass of wine in a massage chair.
January 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Why don't they have airport lounges outside of airports? I want to respond to emails with an early morning glass of wine in a massage chair.
Don't know what to get your 💝Valentine💕 this year? Why not commission me to make your love a personalized paper doll?! $50 includes doll and 2 outfits. Add more outfits and items for only +$25. #art #valentines #commissions #paperdolls #giftideas #valentinesday
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Don't know what to get your 💝Valentine💕 this year? Why not commission me to make your love a personalized paper doll?! $50 includes doll and 2 outfits. Add more outfits and items for only +$25. #art #valentines #commissions #paperdolls #giftideas #valentinesday
Grape leaves is just higher tax bracket cabbage.
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Grape leaves is just higher tax bracket cabbage.
Musk: Does an actual nazi salute on live television
Right: It didn't happen, clearly a roman salute.
Fox news: we have 0 proof of this, but maybe they're putting litter boxes in school bathrooms bc kids are identifying as cats now.
Right: Yes. Facts.
Right: It didn't happen, clearly a roman salute.
Fox news: we have 0 proof of this, but maybe they're putting litter boxes in school bathrooms bc kids are identifying as cats now.
Right: Yes. Facts.
January 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Musk: Does an actual nazi salute on live television
Right: It didn't happen, clearly a roman salute.
Fox news: we have 0 proof of this, but maybe they're putting litter boxes in school bathrooms bc kids are identifying as cats now.
Right: Yes. Facts.
Right: It didn't happen, clearly a roman salute.
Fox news: we have 0 proof of this, but maybe they're putting litter boxes in school bathrooms bc kids are identifying as cats now.
Right: Yes. Facts.
Never talk to me or my Capri Son again.
January 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Never talk to me or my Capri Son again.