Alicia Kraft
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Alicia Kraft
@aliciakraft.bsky.social
contributor at The Onion
fatty at large (get it?)
✶✶Chicago✶✶
I'm sure the retailers on mag mile will be surprised and saddened to learn that they are thinking of calling it quits
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I need Adam and Jamie on it
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I can't tell you how my heart sank when I realized the Internet would not be able to tell me definitively whether a group of children could actually pull a human head apart
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When I worked in a grooming salon, the only dog I ever had to turn away was a chihuahua, and all they wanted was a nail trim. I simply could not physically make it happen.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He would have very very little money behind him and more or less invisible
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Was definitely him
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Did he want dildos
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Stella good
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Lol
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That's what you said about the water cooler tho
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You look like the smoothest baby tho
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM