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Alicia Kraft
@aliciakraft.bsky.social
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contributor at The Onion
fatty at large (get it?)
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November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Little Baby Crosspaws
Proo the orange and white cat is laying on a cat tower asleep with his nose tucked behind his crossed paws
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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New frames
It's me in my new frames
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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he
Proo the orange and white cat curled up asleep on bed
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Bout to turn up!!
A bottle of Powerade, a bottle of water, a bottle of suprep, and a mixing cup
October 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I never foodpost but I have to show everyone this perfect egg drape on rice
As described
October 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"Up to 100%" is every percent! That's all of them!! Fuck you!!!
Tampon package "up to 100% leak free" Oral-b 3D white perfection toothpaste removes up to 100% of stains in 3 days
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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enjoy Michigan or go fuck yourself
White and red lighthouse on sandy beach Two dumbfucks in love with Sleeping Bear Dunes in the background
September 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Found my first Charlevoix stone and I'm over the goddamn moon
Small gray piece of fossilized coral with honeycomb pattern visible
September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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We did it Joe
POV you are in a hammock in the woods with fragrant pine needles carpeting the forest floor
September 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Goodnight from God's favorite mistake
Proo the orange and white cat sleeping on his back with his hammy arm covering his little face
September 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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(screenshot from the onion) The onions guide to the Emmys The white lotus Most memorable moment this season: Gaitok (Tayme Thapthimthong), commiserating with fellow resort employees, remarks, "Issues of class and race are so heightened and pointed in a place like this."
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Gradually approaching magnetic competence
September 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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eet feet
Proo the orange and white cat is laying on his side and chewing between the toes of one of his back paws
September 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Hell yeah free paper
Dirty piece of paper on the pavement that says free
August 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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In natural light
August 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Nailed it (get it ha ha)
August 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Onion screenshot American voices Tarantulas overcome Southwest during mating season Thousands of male tarantulas are expected to emerge across several South and Midwestern states in search of mates, with experts recommending giving them space if encountered. What do you think? "Get in line, Bozos." Poppy Hillman, curb painter
August 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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You know prior to this year I didn't realize a weather forecast could just be the word "smoke"
Screenshot of cell phone home screen with weather app showing temperature of 74 and just the word smoke
July 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Mermaid core
Deep royal purple and blue jelly manicure with lagoony blue flake glitter and flash reflective microglitter
July 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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She's got dimensions
July 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Soup in a bread bowl
Proo the orange and white cat curled up on the bed with his front paws pulled up. His shape is reminiscent of a sourdough boule.
July 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Shawty got that
Peanut butter nose
Apricot chin
The whole club was looking at him
Shawty, as depicted by Proo the orange and white cat, indeed has the features mentioned in the clever parody lyrics
July 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Screenshot from The Onion. Pros and cons of defunding Medicaid. Con: need backhoe certification to dig mass grave
July 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Get a job hippie
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM