Lady Alice
aliceinoz.bsky.social
Lady Alice
@aliceinoz.bsky.social
I exist
Put the damn purse hooks near the toilet in the stall. Top of the door doesn't help anyone.
August 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Good Night World
April 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Disabled people who can work are worthy.

Disabled people who cannot work are worthy.

Disabled people who are completely independent are worthy.

Disabled people who rely on others for assistance are worthy.

ALL disabled people are worthy.
April 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
April 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I do actually think that all human beings should be given the maximum opportunity to flourish, with the goal of making happy and healthy lives available for everyone.

this is controversial to those in power, it seems!
April 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Masking discourse is on again and I’ll just say if you see people masking when few others are it’s likely because they’ve determined that for them, in that setting, the benefit of not catching (or spreading) whatever’s going around is worth the cost of masking. It’s rarely more complicated than that
April 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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hear hear
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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i love when soda hurts a little bit 🫧⚡️ that’s the good shit
March 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I've started to realize that Anne Frank and her family wouldn't have been safe around a lot of people I know and loved and once respected.

That's not something you get over.
March 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I am working out of a public library and there are a good number of people who seem to be on hard times using the facilities for various reasons like job searching, entertainment, charging peripherals, using the bathroom, etc., and I am struck by how important it is that libraries continue to exist
March 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Being a super smeller and living with someone with no sense of smell is a challenge.
March 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky
March 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.”

- Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training
March 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I like this Alex Norris comic
March 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Have Pinterest? Turn this setting off.
March 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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When someone becomes disabled or chronically ill, people will twist themselves into knots finding a way to blame them. They need to find fault so they don’t have to face the randomness of life.

The truth is, anyone can become disabled at any time.

Good health is not a guarantee.
March 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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I've got that evil painful bimbofication today

"You mean brain fog??"

Yeah, that.
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🎶 She's lump, she's lump, she's lump - She's on the couch. She's lump, she's lump, she's lump - her body's ouch. 🎶

#chronicpain
March 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Instead of using ChatGPT, why not just get a family member to lie to you while they set fire to a tree?
March 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I really need an entire making of/behind the scenes documentary on how they made Severance. The cinematography and practical effects alone! I need to know everything.
March 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Again, please, Generative AI (chatbots, image generators...) demands crazy amount of energy and water and increases carbon footprint.
When you use it, you are not just stealing copyrighted material and looking super clumsy, you are also accelerating global warming.
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM