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i miss horse_ebooks
August 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i miss horse_ebooks
There was a spaeti on the corner near Warschauer station that had a sandwich machine which made fresh hot sandwiches and the sandwiches had a mechanical taste that I crave sometimes but I just visited the spaeti and the machine is gone but im still craving the machine sandwich
August 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There was a spaeti on the corner near Warschauer station that had a sandwich machine which made fresh hot sandwiches and the sandwiches had a mechanical taste that I crave sometimes but I just visited the spaeti and the machine is gone but im still craving the machine sandwich
*sighs heavily* nice cock
August 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*sighs heavily* nice cock
Sorry for calling your app fuckass
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sorry for calling your app fuckass
my b, needed to update
Can you not post video on this fuckass app
August 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
my b, needed to update
Can you not post video on this fuckass app
August 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Can you not post video on this fuckass app
Life’s not easy for a beautiful lady with $120k in student debt, a deliciously tight pussy, and a suspiciously husky voice
August 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Life’s not easy for a beautiful lady with $120k in student debt, a deliciously tight pussy, and a suspiciously husky voice
Slamming espressos these days like I’m six unemployed Italians in a trench coat, to cope with stimulant withdrawal tbh
August 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Slamming espressos these days like I’m six unemployed Italians in a trench coat, to cope with stimulant withdrawal tbh
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yesterday i was thinking about what kinds of subcultures can we create that are undesirable to private equity & investor capital and someone brought up Furries as a good example. i can't stop thinking about this
August 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
yesterday i was thinking about what kinds of subcultures can we create that are undesirable to private equity & investor capital and someone brought up Furries as a good example. i can't stop thinking about this
Using LLMs as God intended and generaring visualizations of the rate that he’s falling for me based on reported behavior over months
August 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Using LLMs as God intended and generaring visualizations of the rate that he’s falling for me based on reported behavior over months
The most erotic relationship in my life is my platonic romance. Both of us are promiscuous in one of the world’s most promiscuous cities, but when we come together, our physical activity extends only to hand-holding and cuddling. The heat roiling off our mutual restraint is so, so potent.
August 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The most erotic relationship in my life is my platonic romance. Both of us are promiscuous in one of the world’s most promiscuous cities, but when we come together, our physical activity extends only to hand-holding and cuddling. The heat roiling off our mutual restraint is so, so potent.
My current life philosophy is more or less entirely informed by a moment in 2023 when a beautiful woman looked me dead in the eye and said, “you seem like an anxious person”
August 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
My current life philosophy is more or less entirely informed by a moment in 2023 when a beautiful woman looked me dead in the eye and said, “you seem like an anxious person”
In a very “idk what to call what we’re doing here, but I’m into it so I’m gonna keep my mouth shut” phase of life
August 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
In a very “idk what to call what we’re doing here, but I’m into it so I’m gonna keep my mouth shut” phase of life
Walk into cafe, Turkish music wafting and a gorgeous lady at the counter. Order an Americano and one of the bürek arranged on the vitrine. Lady brings me an Americano and a slice of semolina cake with freshly stewed pears, date syrup drizzle. I fall a little in love
August 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Walk into cafe, Turkish music wafting and a gorgeous lady at the counter. Order an Americano and one of the bürek arranged on the vitrine. Lady brings me an Americano and a slice of semolina cake with freshly stewed pears, date syrup drizzle. I fall a little in love
This morning when I woke up my first thought was the factorization of (x+6)^2 and not a doom spiral about mundane stressors, all this math learning is rly affecting me
August 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This morning when I woke up my first thought was the factorization of (x+6)^2 and not a doom spiral about mundane stressors, all this math learning is rly affecting me
Everything makes me cry, I am a holy alembic that distills any moment, the ephemeral chronotic and sensational, into a liquid you can keep. Blot it on a scrap of paper, keep it forever.
August 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Everything makes me cry, I am a holy alembic that distills any moment, the ephemeral chronotic and sensational, into a liquid you can keep. Blot it on a scrap of paper, keep it forever.
you can "install" an OS shell on your retail LLM
August 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
you can "install" an OS shell on your retail LLM
I'm just a little kindling
August 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I'm just a little kindling
Despite not playing the game for like a decade, I still immediately understood the sentence, “in the original lore, Kil’Jaeden first contacted Gul’dan instead of Nehr’zul after the betrayal at Oshugun”
August 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Despite not playing the game for like a decade, I still immediately understood the sentence, “in the original lore, Kil’Jaeden first contacted Gul’dan instead of Nehr’zul after the betrayal at Oshugun”
You need to SMACK a bee if you want it to go away. Open palm, it will sting if it feels like it’s being trapped, but SMACK THAT LIL FCKR. An idle hand wave is just a challenge for them. Assert your dominance and SMACK
August 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
You need to SMACK a bee if you want it to go away. Open palm, it will sting if it feels like it’s being trapped, but SMACK THAT LIL FCKR. An idle hand wave is just a challenge for them. Assert your dominance and SMACK
>man follows you as you turn onto a dark path after midnight
>see his shadow usurping yours in the shreds of available light
>turn head, don’t stop walking
>”hello,” man slinks up to your side
>shake your head, say nothing, death stare
>see his shadow usurping yours in the shreds of available light
>turn head, don’t stop walking
>”hello,” man slinks up to your side
>shake your head, say nothing, death stare
August 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
>man follows you as you turn onto a dark path after midnight
>see his shadow usurping yours in the shreds of available light
>turn head, don’t stop walking
>”hello,” man slinks up to your side
>shake your head, say nothing, death stare
>see his shadow usurping yours in the shreds of available light
>turn head, don’t stop walking
>”hello,” man slinks up to your side
>shake your head, say nothing, death stare
I’m back and hoping getting off twitter will somehow raise my spirits
August 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m back and hoping getting off twitter will somehow raise my spirits
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WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
July 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
Threads busted out the gate with a much better UX :(
July 6, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Threads busted out the gate with a much better UX :(