Algoterbag
@algoterbag.bsky.social
Fred Warner enjoyer, Randy Arozarena beholder, Josh Naylor admirer, Yamal believer
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Imagine him vs Rodgers in the AFC championship game, so many opinions about January 6 would be shared during media week
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Imagine him vs Rodgers in the AFC championship game, so many opinions about January 6 would be shared during media week
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Dear Mayor of Fanville,
Please consider the following:
Tuition Oklahoma Drill.
Let’s see who really wants that tuition.
Please consider the following:
Tuition Oklahoma Drill.
Let’s see who really wants that tuition.
ITS DR PEPPER TUITION TOSS DAY
TIME TO WATCH RANDOM PEOPLE’S FINANCIAL FUTURES CHANGE BASED ON A RANDOM CARNIVAL GAME ON NATIONAL TV
TIME TO WATCH RANDOM PEOPLE’S FINANCIAL FUTURES CHANGE BASED ON A RANDOM CARNIVAL GAME ON NATIONAL TV
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dear Mayor of Fanville,
Please consider the following:
Tuition Oklahoma Drill.
Let’s see who really wants that tuition.
Please consider the following:
Tuition Oklahoma Drill.
Let’s see who really wants that tuition.
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When you're in the Indianapolis Militisya's OMON unit and the Indiana Soviet orders you into action against counterrevolutionary forces invading from Ohio:
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When you're in the Indianapolis Militisya's OMON unit and the Indiana Soviet orders you into action against counterrevolutionary forces invading from Ohio:
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the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the hater's council just vetoed this actually.
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.
"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members
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If Dems just absorb all the ideology and policies of maga but do it more politely, maga will be gone forever because I am 3 weeks old and have the critical thinking ability of a houseplant goo goo ga ga
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If Dems just absorb all the ideology and policies of maga but do it more politely, maga will be gone forever because I am 3 weeks old and have the critical thinking ability of a houseplant goo goo ga ga
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Obviously the Hitler stuff is probably the biggest red flag, followed by all their other red flags, but I also don’t like married couples sharing an account they post on. I could never abide a marriage where my spouse didn’t trust me to post about Spider-Man.
I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Obviously the Hitler stuff is probably the biggest red flag, followed by all their other red flags, but I also don’t like married couples sharing an account they post on. I could never abide a marriage where my spouse didn’t trust me to post about Spider-Man.
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This is an easy one, if you have to punish people less fortunate than yourself because you think some other person is taking advantage of some sort of equalizing force, you don’t have a problem.
You’re just an asshole.
You’re just an asshole.
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is an easy one, if you have to punish people less fortunate than yourself because you think some other person is taking advantage of some sort of equalizing force, you don’t have a problem.
You’re just an asshole.
You’re just an asshole.
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hey guys check this out
December 2, 2023 at 12:44 AM
hey guys check this out
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we gotta do something about the tech world
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
we gotta do something about the tech world
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if you say “sportsball” these are your ideological comrades btw
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
if you say “sportsball” these are your ideological comrades btw
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Thanksgiving sides, ranked:
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Thanksgiving sides, ranked:
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
1. Hot dogs
2. Chocolate eggs
3. Roast duck
4. Caviar
5. Hot dogs
6. Sour cream, but from the squeeze bag, not the plastic jar
7. Spaghetti
8. Plastic jar sour cream
9. Hot dogs
10. A tablespoon of Cinnamon
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looking from left (german apartment owner putting a solar panel on their balcony) to right (global oil cartel that holds the entire economy hostage, wages war indiscriminately and is making coral go extinct) and concluding these are the same
Anti-solar NIMBYs aren't beating the accusations of being pretty dim bulbs. "Extracting from the sky" is a good one
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
looking from left (german apartment owner putting a solar panel on their balcony) to right (global oil cartel that holds the entire economy hostage, wages war indiscriminately and is making coral go extinct) and concluding these are the same
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bring back shame...and consequences
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
bring back shame...and consequences
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V funny to imagine that he doesn't think he could get shot from the front or the back
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
V funny to imagine that he doesn't think he could get shot from the front or the back
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Even setting aside the Mike Vereb thing, the Ellen Greenberg thing and the Israel stuff, THIS performance fully demonstrates why he'd be a horrible president. If the GOP is firm enough in opposition to something, he will simply concede and tinker around the margins with them. Bill Clinton 2.0.
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Even setting aside the Mike Vereb thing, the Ellen Greenberg thing and the Israel stuff, THIS performance fully demonstrates why he'd be a horrible president. If the GOP is firm enough in opposition to something, he will simply concede and tinker around the margins with them. Bill Clinton 2.0.
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If we lived in a completely fictional alternative reality in which women ruled everything, and the potential of men was measured by the political ceilings of John Kerry and Al Gore, I wouldn't be drawing any broad conclusions about men either.
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If we lived in a completely fictional alternative reality in which women ruled everything, and the potential of men was measured by the political ceilings of John Kerry and Al Gore, I wouldn't be drawing any broad conclusions about men either.
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[Ed Harris in Apollo 13 voice] alright. What do we have on this spacecraft that isnt gender.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
[Ed Harris in Apollo 13 voice] alright. What do we have on this spacecraft that isnt gender.
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resign is a polite word for what he should do
If Schumer votes AGAINST this but enough Ds vote FOR it that it passes, he needs to RESIGN immediately.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
He will have shown himself to be absolutely ineffective as a minority leader. He has to go.
Literally resign tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
resign is a polite word for what he should do
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we need to shoot the computer dawg
This conversation between ChatGPT and the young man it encouraged to commit suicide is just...my god
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
we need to shoot the computer dawg