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Alex Ryder
@alexryderdabear.bsky.social
((An RP account for Secret World Legends. NOT A REAL PERSON. FC: Changes depending on my mood.))
((Damn. I'm so sorry, Andy! You've been a solid core of the Funcom community for....well, as long as I've been part of it. Thank you for all you've done for us, and I hope you get something new and awesome ASAP!!!))
October 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There's absolutely no way this tech could possibly go horribly awry.

Absolutely no way at all.
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
But are you doing it over Signal?
March 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oooh, was that ton of soup yours? Whoops.
March 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I did. Those are all FROM YOU. The court has declined to take action. You're a liar, Petey-poo, and an incel, and a slanderer. Also probably going to be banned on this account too for making yet another sock puppet account to bypass blocks, which has been reported.

Enjoy irrelevancy!
March 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No, it won't. You're like those phony debt collection scams, Petey-poo. You threaten court to try and make people afraid but you have no actual standing for your frivolous suit.

Get your incel ass off the net already and leave people alone.
March 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
SUCH DEVASTATION.
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
((SO MUCH 'WINNING' GOING ON. YES, THE DEFENDANTS' LIVES ARE SO RUINED.
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
((Also, he apparently doesn't realize court cases are public record so we can look up and see that he hasn't even made it to court yet because it keeps getting chucked back out.))
March 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
((You're such a lying, useless sack of shit. Grow up and get a life already. Harassment is an ugly look. Also, if you were actually going through with a court case, you wouldn't be interacting with those involved, even tangentially. Fuck off you inbred MAGA troll.))
March 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
((Shut the absolute fuck up you worthless sack of shit.))
March 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
((Chucklefuck has been reported and screenshotted. As soon as I figure out where to send this to law enforcement to report him for threatening violence, I will.))
March 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Like drinking the Dead Sea.
January 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh. I thought that sweet tea tasted funny. Whoops.
January 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
January 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Travel more and try more food from other places (not so Euro-centric).

Why did I go with it? Because I'm hungry and I have access to the world tree, so.....
January 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM