Alex
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they’re calling the hogs in happy valley as dabo swinney and his boys have put the big ten on notice down in the swamp
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
they’re calling the hogs in happy valley as dabo swinney and his boys have put the big ten on notice down in the swamp
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trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
trivia time!
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?
A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
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writing is such a sophisticated and varied art form that i hesitate to prescribe any immutable rules of writing, except for this one: no matter what you're writing, be it fiction, personal narrative, an academic paper, or a patent application, you should begin every paragraph with "Erm ..."
September 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
writing is such a sophisticated and varied art form that i hesitate to prescribe any immutable rules of writing, except for this one: no matter what you're writing, be it fiction, personal narrative, an academic paper, or a patent application, you should begin every paragraph with "Erm ..."
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new york city should be able to terrestrially disengage, hover around like the terran base from starcraft, and set itself down outside of owensboro, kentucky once a week so i can eat at moonlite barbecue more often. it's a really good barbecue spot and i don't care who is inconvenienced
June 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
new york city should be able to terrestrially disengage, hover around like the terran base from starcraft, and set itself down outside of owensboro, kentucky once a week so i can eat at moonlite barbecue more often. it's a really good barbecue spot and i don't care who is inconvenienced
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the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
June 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
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i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
April 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
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i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that
April 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that
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a few years from now, don't be surprised if you see some of tonight's nfl draft picks in the nfl all-star game – or even the nfl finals
April 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
a few years from now, don't be surprised if you see some of tonight's nfl draft picks in the nfl all-star game – or even the nfl finals
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the new york knicks should instead be called the "new york knocks" since they are "truly" knocking on the door of an nba championship.
April 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the new york knicks should instead be called the "new york knocks" since they are "truly" knocking on the door of an nba championship.
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could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question
April 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question
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every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
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it's the great potato chip debate! what's your favorite flavor of potato chips?
May 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
it's the great potato chip debate! what's your favorite flavor of potato chips?
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the nfl should adopt a rollover guys rule that lets you put fewer than 11 guys on the field for any given snap and save those allotted guys for a future play of your choosing. so you could take a knee with 4 guys on first through third downs and then run a 32-guy offense on fourth down
May 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
the nfl should adopt a rollover guys rule that lets you put fewer than 11 guys on the field for any given snap and save those allotted guys for a future play of your choosing. so you could take a knee with 4 guys on first through third downs and then run a 32-guy offense on fourth down
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my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
May 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
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i think george lucas might have been reading lord of the rings when he made the first star wars films. because obviously “frodo” rhymes with “yodo.” and like frodo, yodo was a short little hero who carried a mystical glowing sword. kind of a cool tip of the cap from lucas there
May 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i think george lucas might have been reading lord of the rings when he made the first star wars films. because obviously “frodo” rhymes with “yodo.” and like frodo, yodo was a short little hero who carried a mystical glowing sword. kind of a cool tip of the cap from lucas there
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i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault
February 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault
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if the chiefs don't win the super bowl, i won't mind so much as long as it's clear that the nfl at least made an attempt to rig the game in their favor. i have a great deal of admiration and respect for roger goodell and the gesture is and has always been appreciated
January 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
if the chiefs don't win the super bowl, i won't mind so much as long as it's clear that the nfl at least made an attempt to rig the game in their favor. i have a great deal of admiration and respect for roger goodell and the gesture is and has always been appreciated
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if i were a musician attending the grammy awards i'd boo every single other musician. gotta drag down the competition however you can. i'd probably make an exception for the in memoriam segment since it's illegal to listen to musicians who have died
February 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
if i were a musician attending the grammy awards i'd boo every single other musician. gotta drag down the competition however you can. i'd probably make an exception for the in memoriam segment since it's illegal to listen to musicians who have died
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in order to best position ourselves for positionality we strive to activate audiences through organic interactive experiences and authentic brand moments that tap into core tentpoles and build runways for brand activations through leveraged influencers and talent to deliver for distribution partners
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
in order to best position ourselves for positionality we strive to activate audiences through organic interactive experiences and authentic brand moments that tap into core tentpoles and build runways for brand activations through leveraged influencers and talent to deliver for distribution partners
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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went to the store
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
May 6, 2024 at 3:24 PM
went to the store
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
CORRECTION: It was implied that Mr. Bois went to the store recently, whereas the trip to said "store" in fact took place several weeks ago. Additionally, he visited a museum, which he misidentified as a "store." Improper punctuation and capitalization has also been identified.
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Black pepper
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
February 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Black pepper
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
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one special thing about this place is that once in a while you'll get replied to by internet people from 2004
January 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
one special thing about this place is that once in a while you'll get replied to by internet people from 2004
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food is a goated meal noun
January 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
food is a goated meal noun