I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

Watching My Hero Academia during all this has been a very immersive experience. There's even a Luigi (Stain).

Retiring from the US Senate at age 66? He’s just a baby! His Senate brain isn’t even fully developed yet

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Elon being the most talked about part of Trump's Big Day is probably going to come up again.

Campaigns that ask you give an amount "that is significant to you" before attending an event is both more equitable than requiring a specific amount and also more like a fey creature requesting a precious memory in exchange for carrying your DND party across a river.

Orlando, this morning, I will be filing to run as your next Mayor. I am honored for the opportunity to lead our incredible City Beautiful into the future!

For press– we’ll be holding a media gaggle at 8:30am outside the steps of City Hall. Onward!