Ahlecksus Joe
@alexisjo.bsky.social
Astrology, games, other bullshit 🗑️🗑️🗑️
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Chat I wrote a diss track should I send it to him
November 30, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Chat I wrote a diss track should I send it to him
Happy Mercury Retrograde to all my exes who texted me today 🫶
November 25, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Happy Mercury Retrograde to all my exes who texted me today 🫶
My sleep paralysis demon last night was an alien jellyfish. I gotta stop watching conspiracy theories before bed.
November 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
My sleep paralysis demon last night was an alien jellyfish. I gotta stop watching conspiracy theories before bed.
Egg in Mac and cheese is nasty work
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Egg in Mac and cheese is nasty work
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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
November 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
Drinking Pinot Grigio and knitting a hat like I’m a sexy grandma
November 16, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Drinking Pinot Grigio and knitting a hat like I’m a sexy grandma
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
so we moved to bluesky
What the damn hell did they do to time passages??
November 15, 2024 at 2:42 AM
What the damn hell did they do to time passages??
If he ain’t like this about me I don’t want him
November 15, 2024 at 1:29 AM
If he ain’t like this about me I don’t want him
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Had two white claws about to act up and break no contact
November 15, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Had two white claws about to act up and break no contact
What’s everyone’s favorite astrology app?
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 AM
What’s everyone’s favorite astrology app?
🤎Taurus rising
🤎Aquarius sun in 10th
🤎Aquarius moon in 10th
🤎Capricorn Mercury in 9th
🤎Capricorn Venus in 9th
🤎Pisces mars in 11th
🤎Aquarius sun in 10th
🤎Aquarius moon in 10th
🤎Capricorn Mercury in 9th
🤎Capricorn Venus in 9th
🤎Pisces mars in 11th
Tap in! What are your Big 6?
🥀 Cancer rising
🥀 Pisces sun in 9th
🥀 Scorpio moon in 5th
🥀 Pisces mercury in 9th
🥀 Aries venus in 10th
🥀 Gemini mars in 12th
🥀 Cancer rising
🥀 Pisces sun in 9th
🥀 Scorpio moon in 5th
🥀 Pisces mercury in 9th
🥀 Aries venus in 10th
🥀 Gemini mars in 12th
November 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
🤎Taurus rising
🤎Aquarius sun in 10th
🤎Aquarius moon in 10th
🤎Capricorn Mercury in 9th
🤎Capricorn Venus in 9th
🤎Pisces mars in 11th
🤎Aquarius sun in 10th
🤎Aquarius moon in 10th
🤎Capricorn Mercury in 9th
🤎Capricorn Venus in 9th
🤎Pisces mars in 11th
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this is what having a wizard in your contacts is like
November 14, 2024 at 12:06 AM
this is what having a wizard in your contacts is like
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once again thinking about the fact that this is all just OUT THERE and we can only see it through the eyes of telescopes
November 13, 2024 at 6:45 PM
once again thinking about the fact that this is all just OUT THERE and we can only see it through the eyes of telescopes
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Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Everyone on this site has a library card
If you’re an Aquarius or Sagittarius my dms are open
November 13, 2024 at 9:35 PM
If you’re an Aquarius or Sagittarius my dms are open
Pluto moving into Aquarius is terrifying (I have an aqua stellium)
November 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Pluto moving into Aquarius is terrifying (I have an aqua stellium)