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Priestess Alexis
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actual priestess / 🧡 @axolotlpillowg3.bsky.social 🧡 / 💜🐍♾️ itsentrapta303.bsky.social / borderhuman / iconoclast
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haha can someone maybe. draft this to be a better post. but uh. @everyone pls can you share and help.

im trying to flee this horrible place i live. please help me.
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the proliferation of "AI" generated content has largely enabled and to a great degree enabled cynical swindlers to more casually fleece people of their money- shitty knock off books, poorly made games, impersonating people for extortion, and this can't be separated from any allegedly good use case
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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nobody is going to see your allegedly totally valid high minded and noble work that you could allegedly only make with AI under the glut of shit like fake mushroom foraging guides that tell people to eat poisonous mushrooms, and there's no way to ensure that only the pure of heart get to use it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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It's all or nothing, and genuinely nothing you might make that you could insist you needed it to make is going to be worth that trade off.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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eggs will be like "i got like, one good year left in me" and then its the single worst year anyones ever seen
August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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"i cant transition because its unsafe for XYZ reasons"

idk dog i cant make any choice for you but also you gotta remember being in the closet is also Unsafe. you're suffocating in there and dying slowly by denying yourself the chance to live authentically. youre trading 1 type of unsafe for another
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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A Werewire commission for @freaksman99.bsky.social!
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Man, those Hex Girls have a peculiar pre-show ritual!

Enjoy your double freebie for the week! ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Might just come out as a noble and gorgeous humanitarian angel here by declaring that I think everyone in prison should get "unlimited toilet paper"
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Living It Up With Unlimited Toilet Paper
What we know about the special privileges Epstein’s accomplice is reportedly receiving at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
nymag.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Tumblr is advertising straight up fake dream items to me
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The censored audio in question, which is apparently too woke for @pornhub.com or whatever

rplay.live/play/68f531a...
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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holy shit they invented Mr Millowner, they made him real
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Socko wants to hear Gordon Ramsey say “big booty Latinas”
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Gooey Goopy Sheep Kitty

❄️🐈 + 🌀 = 🐑

@/gamblepaws

One of my favorites!
#NSFWChanceArt
November 12, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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Are you kidding me @pornhub.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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uh oh delphine is at it again
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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(CW: Statue TF, Bad End)

The shady trader who sold Dilmir this artifact promised that it would "forever bring out the target's best self". Good news: Its accidental activation pulled all his positive thoughts to the surface of his mind. Bad news: Not many thoughts left after a year or ten as stone.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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What a godforsaken humiliation it is to be American. Like the mark of Satan himself.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Imagine being one of the dipshits that has spent the last year downplaying each step in the escalation ladder of fascism. 10 months in and we are at the brink of an expansionist war for nothing but asserting the fact we can rapacious annihilate brown people in our part of the hemisphere.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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not to be alarmist but in any scenario where this isn’t just more “dudebro waving his dick around to look cool” posturing basically implies that the scale of mass murder by the US armed forces in LatAm is about to accelerate through the roof
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Anyway: pornographic art and performance is good, people have a right to the vast majority of their kinks, and it is ridiculous that consenting adults are finding those rights strangled by big tech and payment platforms
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Oh my
Exclusive: European financial stability officials are debating whether to create an alternative to Federal Reserve funding backstops by pooling dollars held by non-US central banks in a bid to reduce their reliance on the US under the Trump administration, sources say reut.rs/47OPvJf
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Anyone got PSY's Kill those fucking yankees video they scrubbed off the Internet
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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to me the strongest appeal possible for the venusian bodytype w/ the weird plump ab-belly and the unshaved treasure trail n' everything is applying it to anime girls and acting like nothing has changed whatsoever. the moment you treat them like fuckmeat because of their absurd bodies, magic is gone
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM