I feel often closely followed by "however, I have questions"

Or just use DuckDuckGo or whatever

I’ve ignored emails you wouldn’t believe. Thirty-five percent off codes for Patisserie Valerie. I’ve seen Groupon vouchers for heavily discounted hot air balloon experiences. All those emails will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to delete.

Just to make sure he's still there without looking before charging off? PRETENDING he's checking he's still there like they're going to duel but actually knowing he's going to charge off??