Justin Alexander
@alexandrian.bsky.social
Creator of the Alexandrian. Author of So You Want To Be a Game Master. ENnie Award Winner. USA TODAY Bestselling Author. https://thealexandrian.net
Jailer unlocking the door to Jack Sparrow's cell:
We've got him this time, boys!
We've got him this time, boys!
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Jailer unlocking the door to Jack Sparrow's cell:
We've got him this time, boys!
We've got him this time, boys!
GPS isn't accurate enough for that.
GPS doesn't require connecting to a server.
GPS doesn't require connecting to a server.
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
GPS isn't accurate enough for that.
GPS doesn't require connecting to a server.
GPS doesn't require connecting to a server.
> 20.46 kb is, technically, correct.
But also off by multiple orders of magnitude.
But also off by multiple orders of magnitude.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
> 20.46 kb is, technically, correct.
But also off by multiple orders of magnitude.
But also off by multiple orders of magnitude.
Buy a third copy.
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Buy a third copy.
Even the aprocryphal Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake," not, "Let 'em starve! What are they gonna do? Chop my head off with a guillotine?"
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Even the aprocryphal Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cake," not, "Let 'em starve! What are they gonna do? Chop my head off with a guillotine?"
35% of your sales while providing no service except credit card processing and e-mailing you a daily spreadsheet of orders to fulfill on your own dime?
Predatory is, frankly, the kindest way to describe this.
Predatory is, frankly, the kindest way to describe this.
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
35% of your sales while providing no service except credit card processing and e-mailing you a daily spreadsheet of orders to fulfill on your own dime?
Predatory is, frankly, the kindest way to describe this.
Predatory is, frankly, the kindest way to describe this.
And if this policy somehow magically convinced more billionaires to use public transportation instead of driving around in a gas guzzler...
....good?
Here in MN they tried the same thing with school lunches. "But what if rich kids end up getting food, too?!"
....good?
Here in MN they tried the same thing with school lunches. "But what if rich kids end up getting food, too?!"
October 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
And if this policy somehow magically convinced more billionaires to use public transportation instead of driving around in a gas guzzler...
....good?
Here in MN they tried the same thing with school lunches. "But what if rich kids end up getting food, too?!"
....good?
Here in MN they tried the same thing with school lunches. "But what if rich kids end up getting food, too?!"
There is a fourth possibility: that elves, being creatures of magic, coevolved with a commensal organism—the elven tooth fairy—which collects the shed teeth of human infants and implants them in the jaws of elves, where they take root and grow larger.
October 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Reposted by Justin Alexander
There is a fourth possibility: that elves, being creatures of magic, coevolved with a commensal organism—the elven tooth fairy—which collects the shed teeth of human infants and implants them in the jaws of elves, where they take root and grow larger.
October 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
There is a fourth possibility: that elves, being creatures of magic, coevolved with a commensal organism—the elven tooth fairy—which collects the shed teeth of human infants and implants them in the jaws of elves, where they take root and grow larger.