Alex
@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut.
Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️🌈 📍Chorley UK
Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️🌈 📍Chorley UK
Soundtrack for the day💃
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Soundtrack for the day💃
Oooh she's in London 💁.
And she's fucking knackered.
And she's fucking knackered.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oooh she's in London 💁.
And she's fucking knackered.
And she's fucking knackered.
He's come to fix the boiler and I love him.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
He's come to fix the boiler and I love him.
Amazing time to have no fucking boiler 💁
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Amazing time to have no fucking boiler 💁
Today's view has summed up today entirely.
Fucking bleak.
Fucking bleak.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Today's view has summed up today entirely.
Fucking bleak.
Fucking bleak.
Once a tactical Labour voter, never again. Voting with conscience, compassion, and common fucking sense from here on in. 🌍🌳
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Once a tactical Labour voter, never again. Voting with conscience, compassion, and common fucking sense from here on in. 🌍🌳
An excellent evening was had.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
An excellent evening was had.
Hungover to fuck, perfect opportunity for this cunt to break and start pissing water every-fucking-where.
😮💨
😮💨
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hungover to fuck, perfect opportunity for this cunt to break and start pissing water every-fucking-where.
😮💨
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We're soph-isticated 👏
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We're soph-isticated 👏
Manchester you festive bitch 🎄🎅 x
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Manchester you festive bitch 🎄🎅 x
Today can very much kiss my arsehole. 😏
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Today can very much kiss my arsehole. 😏
Get in my fucking mouth! 💃 Happy Friday x
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Get in my fucking mouth! 💃 Happy Friday x
Absolute lazy arse Sunday. No Monday scaries. Bliss 🙏
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Absolute lazy arse Sunday. No Monday scaries. Bliss 🙏
Fun little Sunday walks exploring cutesy villages in Powys. Bore da 💃
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Fun little Sunday walks exploring cutesy villages in Powys. Bore da 💃
She's away at a cottage with the most amazing people. Prosecco aflow. All is good with the world ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
She's away at a cottage with the most amazing people. Prosecco aflow. All is good with the world ❤️
