Alex
@alex4nd3r.bsky.social
Here for the dry humour, the cynicism, and the occasional bit of smut.
Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️🌈 📍Chorley UK
Nerd. Scientist/Engineer. Dog Dad. 🏳️🌈 📍Chorley UK
She's on the work's Christmas party,💁🏼♀️
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
She's on the work's Christmas party,💁🏼♀️
Tax On, Tax Off.
God I'm fucking hilarious.
God I'm fucking hilarious.
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Tax On, Tax Off.
God I'm fucking hilarious.
God I'm fucking hilarious.
Sad times 🙁
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December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sad times 🙁
These dark mornings can fuck off now please.
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
These dark mornings can fuck off now please.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
Obligatory beautiful girl post 🐾🐶
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Obligatory beautiful girl post 🐾🐶
Princess is at the groomers. I'm off for a white mocha while I charge at Starbucks. Living my best RHOC lifestyle.
Happy Sunday 💁🏼♀️
Happy Sunday 💁🏼♀️
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November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Princess is at the groomers. I'm off for a white mocha while I charge at Starbucks. Living my best RHOC lifestyle.
Happy Sunday 💁🏼♀️
Happy Sunday 💁🏼♀️
Rolled on that river 💃
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Rolled on that river 💃
Soundtrack for the day💃
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Soundtrack for the day💃
Oooh she's in London 💁.
And she's fucking knackered.
And she's fucking knackered.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oooh she's in London 💁.
And she's fucking knackered.
And she's fucking knackered.
Following up Wicked: For Good with Return to Oz.
Absolute fucking nightmare fuel.
Absolute fucking nightmare fuel.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Following up Wicked: For Good with Return to Oz.
Absolute fucking nightmare fuel.
Absolute fucking nightmare fuel.
He's come to fix the boiler and I love him.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
He's come to fix the boiler and I love him.
Wicked was...
GOOD!
GOOD!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Wicked was...
GOOD!
GOOD!
Pipped to the last fast charger at work.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Pipped to the last fast charger at work.
Amazing time to have no fucking boiler 💁
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Amazing time to have no fucking boiler 💁
Today's view has summed up today entirely.
Fucking bleak.
Fucking bleak.
November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Today's view has summed up today entirely.
Fucking bleak.
Fucking bleak.
Once a tactical Labour voter, never again. Voting with conscience, compassion, and common fucking sense from here on in. 🌍🌳
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Once a tactical Labour voter, never again. Voting with conscience, compassion, and common fucking sense from here on in. 🌍🌳
An excellent evening was had.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
An excellent evening was had.
Happy Monday beautiful folks. May your day be void of arseholes ✌️ x
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November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Happy Monday beautiful folks. May your day be void of arseholes ✌️ x
Hungover to fuck, perfect opportunity for this cunt to break and start pissing water every-fucking-where.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Hungover to fuck, perfect opportunity for this cunt to break and start pissing water every-fucking-where.
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