AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸

I have no idea why so many people go crazy over Buc-ee’s. This place is straight chaos. What a nightmare

Not beating the “President Musk” rumors…

Trumpy poo poo pants does not like it when people say Elon Musk is the actual incoming president.
He doesn’t like it one fucking bit.
In fact, he’s really, really, REALLY mad about it.

So, whatever you do — don’t tell everyone you know to say Elon is the one calling the shots.

Don’t tell a soul. 😈

We are dog sitting my dogs’ best friend and they just dropped the best candid album cover. I think they’d be reminiscent of a 90’s country sound.

#amicalolafalls

My husband and I have our friend’s 5 yr old with us on a hike.

Me: “I am so proud of how well you listened to instructions today. You left your coat on, you shared the path with other people, you didn’t run far from us. “

Her: “I didn’t even take my pants off!”

Celebrate every win, friends.

I have an insatiable need to correct injustices. So for the last couple years, I’ve been considering going to law school to become an attorney.

Then I remember that I can’t argue without crying and I just don’t know if that’s a good tactic in the courtroom.

Where are my book lovers? What are y’all reading?

I never joined Twitter. Does your first post need to be groundbreaking?