Alchemy Tits
@alchemy-tits.bsky.social
She/Her. Queer, top. 🔞
DMs open for mutuals.
Death Before Detransition | No Free Bodies
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Death Before Detransition | No Free Bodies
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Liquid Glass? More like Liquid Ass.
Overlapping semi-transparent windows on a small screen just seem kinda totally fucking useless and ugly?
Overlapping semi-transparent windows on a small screen just seem kinda totally fucking useless and ugly?
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Liquid Glass? More like Liquid Ass.
Overlapping semi-transparent windows on a small screen just seem kinda totally fucking useless and ugly?
Overlapping semi-transparent windows on a small screen just seem kinda totally fucking useless and ugly?
When you got in expecting a medical visit to go bad for trans reasons but the doctor surprises you with a completely different kind of fuckshittery.
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you got in expecting a medical visit to go bad for trans reasons but the doctor surprises you with a completely different kind of fuckshittery.
“we trademarked all your holes” is a hell of a lyric
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“we trademarked all your holes” is a hell of a lyric
a fun party trick that I can pull off thanks to vocal training is singing all three parts of “Wild Mountain Thyme” from the Sinners soundtrack
it’s especially fun to see people’s reactions when I drop my voice for the second and third verses
it’s especially fun to see people’s reactions when I drop my voice for the second and third verses
October 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
a fun party trick that I can pull off thanks to vocal training is singing all three parts of “Wild Mountain Thyme” from the Sinners soundtrack
it’s especially fun to see people’s reactions when I drop my voice for the second and third verses
it’s especially fun to see people’s reactions when I drop my voice for the second and third verses
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I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
AI really is just a dumb person’s idea of a smart person
October 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
AI really is just a dumb person’s idea of a smart person
i always hate the melancholy that creeps in at the edges on shot day
October 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i always hate the melancholy that creeps in at the edges on shot day
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Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
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In which @usatoday.com frets that children might learn that trans people [checks notes] exist
Elon Musk wants us to cancel Netflix over a trans character. I don't blame him. | Opinion
The strangest part about these shows is that they are made to entertain children, but this isn't typical children's content.
www.usatoday.com
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In which @usatoday.com frets that children might learn that trans people [checks notes] exist
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Suspending Link after he pointed out the how following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia does not allow you to beat the transphobia allegations. In fact, it does the opposite.
To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.
To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.
so now link is suspended with no email
October 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Suspending Link after he pointed out the how following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia does not allow you to beat the transphobia allegations. In fact, it does the opposite.
To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.
To be clear: suspending Link was certainly a choice. And we know what KIND of choice it is.
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hey, you, look at that beautiful dog down there. don’t you wanna see it locked for a month? :3
If you get me to 2k before the end of the month, then i’ll have to participate in Locktober. 😳
i bet there arent 150 of you that are gonna make me regret posting this 🙂↔️
If you get me to 2k before the end of the month, then i’ll have to participate in Locktober. 😳
i bet there arent 150 of you that are gonna make me regret posting this 🙂↔️
September 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
hey, you, look at that beautiful dog down there. don’t you wanna see it locked for a month? :3
If you get me to 2k before the end of the month, then i’ll have to participate in Locktober. 😳
i bet there arent 150 of you that are gonna make me regret posting this 🙂↔️
If you get me to 2k before the end of the month, then i’ll have to participate in Locktober. 😳
i bet there arent 150 of you that are gonna make me regret posting this 🙂↔️
think i’m getting hot flashes from halving my e dose post orchi
finally going for lab work later this week
finally going for lab work later this week
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
think i’m getting hot flashes from halving my e dose post orchi
finally going for lab work later this week
finally going for lab work later this week
hm, i’ve noticed my sense of smell getting more sensitive after my orchi
any other girls have that happen?
any other girls have that happen?
September 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
hm, i’ve noticed my sense of smell getting more sensitive after my orchi
any other girls have that happen?
any other girls have that happen?
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he blamed affirmative action and immediately got hooked up to the oil billionaire money faucet
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
he blamed affirmative action and immediately got hooked up to the oil billionaire money faucet
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really just a perfect idea since kirk's origin story was that he got rejected from West Point and refused to enlist
Exclusive from @nbcnews.com: Pentagon leaders are considering a recruiting campaign centered around Charlie Kirk. Possible slogans discussed include "Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors" and there's talk of using TPUSA chapters as recruitment centers. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
www.nbcnews.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
really just a perfect idea since kirk's origin story was that he got rejected from West Point and refused to enlist
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Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a 22 year old white cis man & 4chan groyper.
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
September 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Charlie Kirk’s shooter was a 22 year old white cis man & 4chan groyper.
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Charlie Kirk’s last words were “gang violence”. he was claiming Black people were inherently violent right before his life was ended by another white man.
Here is a description of Kirk’s terrorism by one of his many victims:
Colleagues who are also in the field, from the deepest depths on my heart, I beg you to stop using the acronym for Cyber Security Awareness Month.
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Colleagues who are also in the field, from the deepest depths on my heart, I beg you to stop using the acronym for Cyber Security Awareness Month.
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We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
We simply cannot live in a country where the death of hate mongers is a tragedy and the death of everyone else only warrants a shrug.
Biopsy came back benign. 🥳
recovery is going well, pain has been a 2.5 at the worst and only for a second when standing up, otherwise 0-1 only managing it with Tylenol
sleep has been good, but the dreams have weird
just got back from a .4 mile walk and there was no pain or discomfort
sleep has been good, but the dreams have weird
just got back from a .4 mile walk and there was no pain or discomfort
I lived, bitches.
September 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Biopsy came back benign. 🥳