Meal prep is like the opposite of fuck around and find out.

Me preping: What the hell this sucks why do I do this
Me later: HAHA YES

I for one welcome our new Brazilian overlords

If you have canned corn, you have all the food you need.

My favorite wedding picture!!

You know you're an adult when you want to screm but you can't screm because it's not your turn. You have to wait for the neighbors to stop.

I log, like my friends posts back several month like a creep, and then sink down into the muck where I belong before the next empire falls and I must rise up to gorge myself on it's carcass.