AlchemistAva
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AlchemistAva
@alchemistava.bsky.social
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When you look like a snack~

#TuaArt | #Lalatua | #Shortstack | #OC
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I called both VISA and Mastercard.

MC was quick to hang up on me.

More interestingly though, the VISA agent explicitly said "yes" when I asked them if VISA is actively trying to censor online content.
I'll call them back today about this
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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The day of giving the thanks
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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halloween aftermath
I did this closer to the start of November but now that it's the night before Thanksgiving the timing is a little weird oops my bad lol
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.

Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Become your true self~

Absolutely beautiful TF comm by the amazingly talented @tuxedodragon.bsky.social!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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bbw lover morshu be like "come back when you're a little mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thicker"
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Wing-it for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/renoderg and @pillowillow.bsky.social

"Dude, it had the best stats. What was I supposed to do, Bro? Just wear worse gear? Bro good gear saves lives. You can't be hung up on these things in- Oh you're also a girl now."

#OrFiS.Art #TGTF #Furry
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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My advice, as a former call center supervisor, is to fish for ways to escalate your call to a supervisor. Upper management HATES when the supe call cue is long. We used to be in perpetual callback hell back where I worked and they constantly devoted extra resources to combating it.
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff

reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I was supposed to clean up this doodle of granny getting milked like 3 months ago so I may as well show it off now

Sorry @grindagoat.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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now that the govt shutdown is over, y'all will need to really yell and scream about these bills because many of them are going to be pushed again.

tell your representatives to OPPOSE these shitty policies!

www.congress.gov/members/find...
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Hey, its that one sweaty bug gal everyone keeps talking about
#hornet #hollowknight
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the rudest of them all?
Bitch and moan and curse and blame,
Soon you won't fit in the frame...✨

A very fun bimbofication sequence comm for Sharc, from a while back.~
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Kurimi has been dealing with random spurts of higher production than usual ever since the pasties incident. Doesn't seem like its all bad though...
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(Posted first on Patreon!)
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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🦊💛
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Love this. "People who only give you a feed of shitty things that are happening, but never actionable items in order to make a change are doing you a massive disservice." You should stay informed, but being informed of shitty things you can't help is just adding unresolvable stress.
This is too good 💯💯💯😳😳😳
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
We protect us.

#antifa, #proudboys, #neverletthemhavethepark, #communityselfdefense, #musicandloveandnachos
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Id you havent been calling your representatives about KOSA and other bills, NOW is the time to start doing so
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM