Alca Maggiore
@alcamaggiore.bsky.social
Here for early access memes.
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hot pocket
check it and see
internal temperature
of one sixty-three
check it and see
internal temperature
of one sixty-three
August 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
hot pocket
check it and see
internal temperature
of one sixty-three
check it and see
internal temperature
of one sixty-three
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woo, timeline gettin feisty and I am so here for it
March 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
woo, timeline gettin feisty and I am so here for it
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Using Bluesky in the midst of an attempted social media break is known as a skeet day.
March 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Using Bluesky in the midst of an attempted social media break is known as a skeet day.
Post your favourite Doctor Who.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
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‘i will avenge you’ i exclaim to the broken shampoo nozzle after the bottle has fallen off the shelf for the dozenth time
March 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
‘i will avenge you’ i exclaim to the broken shampoo nozzle after the bottle has fallen off the shelf for the dozenth time
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paleolithic cheesemongers must have been hella stoked when the wheel was finally invented
March 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
paleolithic cheesemongers must have been hella stoked when the wheel was finally invented
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once i pay it’s mine and you’re not my mom
March 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
once i pay it’s mine and you’re not my mom
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Do you even know this band
March 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Do you even know this band
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a skeet so bad, it lowered your credit score
March 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
a skeet so bad, it lowered your credit score
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Stacy, your mother and I are in love
March 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Stacy, your mother and I are in love
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one can eventually tire of simply crossing the road
March 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
one can eventually tire of simply crossing the road
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Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.
March 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums.
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Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025!
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
February 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025!
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
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“Here comes the sun.”
- George Harrison, amateur astronomer
- George Harrison, amateur astronomer
March 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“Here comes the sun.”
- George Harrison, amateur astronomer
- George Harrison, amateur astronomer
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If the gas pump says to see attendant I won't. I would rather ride a horse.
March 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If the gas pump says to see attendant I won't. I would rather ride a horse.
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You can just give someone a Klondike bar. It doesn't have to be a weird power trip.
March 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
You can just give someone a Klondike bar. It doesn't have to be a weird power trip.
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disappointing to learn toyota made more than one highlander
February 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
disappointing to learn toyota made more than one highlander
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the worst part of waking up is the buffering
February 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
the worst part of waking up is the buffering
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Inside our wolf exhibit are two wolves. We are missing one wolf.
February 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Inside our wolf exhibit are two wolves. We are missing one wolf.
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Tfw u are level 3 in ffxiv and you haven’t unlocked glams yet
February 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Tfw u are level 3 in ffxiv and you haven’t unlocked glams yet
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Reminder to everyone who signed up for our bird walk, it’s just a regular hike around the park, but you’re expected to walk like a bird.
February 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Reminder to everyone who signed up for our bird walk, it’s just a regular hike around the park, but you’re expected to walk like a bird.
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“K-911. What’s your emergency?”
“THERE’S A SQUIRREL!”
“Please calm down, sir. Where is it?”
“IN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!”
“Have you tried barking at it?”
“OF COURSE!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!”
“Okay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.”
“THERE’S A SQUIRREL!”
“Please calm down, sir. Where is it?”
“IN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!”
“Have you tried barking at it?”
“OF COURSE!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!”
“Okay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.”
February 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“K-911. What’s your emergency?”
“THERE’S A SQUIRREL!”
“Please calm down, sir. Where is it?”
“IN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!”
“Have you tried barking at it?”
“OF COURSE!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!”
“Okay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.”
“THERE’S A SQUIRREL!”
“Please calm down, sir. Where is it?”
“IN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!”
“Have you tried barking at it?”
“OF COURSE!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!”
“Okay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.”