Albae
@albae.bsky.social
De la douceur, du shitpost et très peu de santé mentale.
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Sweetness, shitpost and poor mental health
21yo -- any pronouns
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Sweetness, shitpost and poor mental health
21yo -- any pronouns
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Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
September 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
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Ne dîtes pas "politique de gauche", mais "mystère" et "miracle".
August 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ne dîtes pas "politique de gauche", mais "mystère" et "miracle".
Colleague passing near me at work
My sick fucking brain : sweat smell? Smells like horny?
Me: no plea-
Brain : definitely the appropriate time to be horny
My sick fucking brain : sweat smell? Smells like horny?
Me: no plea-
Brain : definitely the appropriate time to be horny
Working in a restaurant under 38°C while having a sweat kink must be some of the hardest battle I've ever fought
July 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Colleague passing near me at work
My sick fucking brain : sweat smell? Smells like horny?
Me: no plea-
Brain : definitely the appropriate time to be horny
My sick fucking brain : sweat smell? Smells like horny?
Me: no plea-
Brain : definitely the appropriate time to be horny
Working in a restaurant under 38°C while having a sweat kink must be some of the hardest battle I've ever fought
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Working in a restaurant under 38°C while having a sweat kink must be some of the hardest battle I've ever fought
girlsweat smell send skeet.
July 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
girlsweat smell send skeet.
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the primal urge to fuck up
July 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the primal urge to fuck up
Le monde si on obligeait les 4channers a écouter shoote un ministre et KAYFABE
June 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Le monde si on obligeait les 4channers a écouter shoote un ministre et KAYFABE
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[I sit down at a chair in front of a fireplace and put my reading glasses on. I pick up the book on the table next to me, and open it. Clearing my throat I read:]
Plap plap plap.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
[I close the book and look wistfully at the fire. The screen goes black.]
Plap plap plap.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
[I close the book and look wistfully at the fire. The screen goes black.]
May 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
[I sit down at a chair in front of a fireplace and put my reading glasses on. I pick up the book on the table next to me, and open it. Clearing my throat I read:]
Plap plap plap.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
[I close the book and look wistfully at the fire. The screen goes black.]
Plap plap plap.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
Get pregnant.
[I close the book and look wistfully at the fire. The screen goes black.]
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my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.
May 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.
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La.
Police.
Tue.
Et en toute impunité.
Police.
Tue.
Et en toute impunité.
May 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
La.
Police.
Tue.
Et en toute impunité.
Police.
Tue.
Et en toute impunité.
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"omg you're so funny"
thanks im not allowed to think for too long or i cry 💜
thanks im not allowed to think for too long or i cry 💜
May 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"omg you're so funny"
thanks im not allowed to think for too long or i cry 💜
thanks im not allowed to think for too long or i cry 💜
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"Public is a misnomer when spaces don’t belong to everybody. It is a privileged place where only 'normal' people are welcomed."
Powerful writing by Charlie Rigoni on @wearequeeraf.com to kick off @transhistoryweek.com. 🏳️⚧️
Powerful writing by Charlie Rigoni on @wearequeeraf.com to kick off @transhistoryweek.com. 🏳️⚧️
🏊♀️ "Wearing their bikinis and waving a sign saying, “We are transsexual, enough with discrimination” - they headed to the pool"
For @transhistoryweek.com and @wearequeeraf.com, Charlie Rigoni writes one of seven history articles released this week.
🎨 Illustrated by @thefoxfisher.bsky.social
For @transhistoryweek.com and @wearequeeraf.com, Charlie Rigoni writes one of seven history articles released this week.
🎨 Illustrated by @thefoxfisher.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"Public is a misnomer when spaces don’t belong to everybody. It is a privileged place where only 'normal' people are welcomed."
Powerful writing by Charlie Rigoni on @wearequeeraf.com to kick off @transhistoryweek.com. 🏳️⚧️
Powerful writing by Charlie Rigoni on @wearequeeraf.com to kick off @transhistoryweek.com. 🏳️⚧️
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squirt is not pee it’s womenade
May 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
squirt is not pee it’s womenade
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![Dans une demeure bourgeoise, une maman finit de boutonner la veste beaucoup trop chère de son adolescent de fils, circonspect. Elle le met en garde : « en avril, ne te découvre pas d’un fil… » Puis nous les retrouvons le mois suivant, où elle déclare : « en mai, fais ce qu’il te plaît ! » Le garçon, le visage radieux, jubile : « enfin ! » Dans la dernière case, nous le voyons défiler en manifestation au sein du black bloc, tenant une pancarte « ACAB » alors que sa maman accourt, affolée. Au loin : un drapeau noir, un McDo en flammes, des cocktails molotov qui fusent, la vie, la vraie. [fin]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ektsqyfnb5apiiwvxdpudpzs/bafkreidmq2cg5vokwp2cztfiz7nhecbnobvz7r4orfr7773a7lcyic36a4@jpeg)
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Busta Rhymes we once again should have heeded your wisdom
April 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Busta Rhymes we once again should have heeded your wisdom
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Who's dick do I gotta suck to suck some dicks around here??
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Who's dick do I gotta suck to suck some dicks around here??
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getting fucked by a circumcised dick, aka "crop topped"
April 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
getting fucked by a circumcised dick, aka "crop topped"