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AlastairFT 🍉
@alastairft.bsky.social
I invented the scroll lock key, directed the hit film Princess Mononoke and played Scotty in the original Star Trek.
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
Regarding my earlier statement that 'the government is unquestionably good and has never done anything wrong'...
twitch.tv/alastairft
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
... Or you could just get a voice actor...
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
giant monsters ("aah")
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This gangster starts dissing your fly girl wyd
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
G-Dubz have always had a problem with making space marine running poses, they always look like they're tripping over, but the current Titus model might be the worst example of it.
Add to that the very faint resemblance to the actual character and it's just not a good model.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Joseph Manderly threatens to move UNATCO HQ out of New York after Mamdani wins; doesn't. twitch.tv/alastairft
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Goldar has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This guy's out here causing problems on purpose
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ohnoanyway.gif
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's funny the thing you happen across; I had to google just now to remember if the bone that connects to your foot is the tibia or the femur, and in doing so, I learned about a 25-year-old, apparently very popular MMO I've literally never heard of.

Any Tibia die-hards around?
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And episode 4 lol lmao etc
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My notes stop halfway through and pick up only for the final episode because memorising things that happened in this season actively drained my sentience.
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don't remember if I ever posted my notes on Discovery season 5. With the perfunctory Starfleet Academy show starting soon, figured I may as well. For STD's myriad sins, at least it had such boisterous overconfidence in its own bullshit that it was sort of fun to yell at... until season 5; SNORE.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
JC DENTON GOES TO THE POLES TO GET MAJESTIC 12 OUT OF OFFICE! twitch.tv/alastairft
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
They funded Kobep Nnecehb with just $12.39?! in *1902*?! Yo that sounds a fuck of a lot more interesting than 'ooh I'm sad because time's going fast'
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I turn 30 tomorrow so if you don't watch every SINGLE millisecond of this stream I will know AND cry about it. Can you live with that? www.twitch.tv/alastairft
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Caused some puntkims
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've neither played nor cared about Animal Crossing in the slightest since the DS one.
But I KNOW Resetti would NEVER introduce himself by saying 'uh, hello.'
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Another beautiful day completely believing everything the government tells us twitch.tv/alastairft
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
2/2
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The movie posters I made for yesterday's stream 1/2
October 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I want this hanging in every film student's bedroom by this time tomorrow
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dr Adrian Marston, MSc, PhD
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A character I made for a one-shot
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
DEUS EX TIME! I won't hear a SINGLE thing against the completely trustworthy secret police. twitch.tv/alastairft
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM