Alasdair Craik
@alasdaircraik.bsky.social
On this earth for one lifetime only.
Junior Dictator Vance is not welcome in the UK.
August 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Junior Dictator Vance is not welcome in the UK.
Spinning out of control - like Musk himself. Unfortunately, he hasn't exploded yet.
May 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Spinning out of control - like Musk himself. Unfortunately, he hasn't exploded yet.
The advice for 'England' is issued by the UK government, which also includes Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland.
May 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The advice for 'England' is issued by the UK government, which also includes Scotland Wales and Northern Ireland.
Danny Dyer getting a BAFTA is the television equivalent of Donald Trump getting a Nobel Peace prize.
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Danny Dyer getting a BAFTA is the television equivalent of Donald Trump getting a Nobel Peace prize.
It makes a change from excessive dividend payout followed by cash rationing warning.
May 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It makes a change from excessive dividend payout followed by cash rationing warning.
How did you get in here? Security!
April 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
How did you get in here? Security!
Kid Rock makes music?
April 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Kid Rock makes music?
Taking hostages? He'll be burning witches next.
April 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Taking hostages? He'll be burning witches next.
In other words, keeping his hand in the till.
April 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In other words, keeping his hand in the till.
He's only stopping the tangerine turd from falling off his chair.
April 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He's only stopping the tangerine turd from falling off his chair.
Did they converse in Russian or English?
March 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Did they converse in Russian or English?
Spinney shames Scotland. Why was Trump even allowed into the country?
March 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Spinney shames Scotland. Why was Trump even allowed into the country?
No God, just people who think.
March 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
No God, just people who think.
Trump seems to attract people with large mouths and exceedingly small brains.
March 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trump seems to attract people with large mouths and exceedingly small brains.
Lou Reed isn't looking too good these days.
January 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lou Reed isn't looking too good these days.
I've put it all into Griftocoin.
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've put it all into Griftocoin.
Can they manage five letter words?
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Can they manage five letter words?
I just did a number two Mr Obama.
January 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I just did a number two Mr Obama.
Isn’t it the President’s role to pardon the turkey?
November 26, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Isn’t it the President’s role to pardon the turkey?
Musk talks out of his backside.
November 25, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Musk talks out of his backside.