Alasdair Thornton
@alasdair-thornton.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Sports fan. Chinese buffet enthusiast.
Some days, you just do not have it.
September 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Some days, you just do not have it.
So we all agree that Kim Davis was rejected by a gay guy at some point, right?
August 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
So we all agree that Kim Davis was rejected by a gay guy at some point, right?
My favorite part of this new Handmaids Tale season was the 20 min I took to read the Wikipedia so I could remember what was going on in the show.
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My favorite part of this new Handmaids Tale season was the 20 min I took to read the Wikipedia so I could remember what was going on in the show.
Succession, but toilets.
Is this a thing? Would studios buy this?
Is this a thing? Would studios buy this?
April 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Succession, but toilets.
Is this a thing? Would studios buy this?
Is this a thing? Would studios buy this?
Petition to rename MAGA Cirque Dumb Soleil the way they are contorting themselves to explain Trump backing down on his tarrifs.
April 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Petition to rename MAGA Cirque Dumb Soleil the way they are contorting themselves to explain Trump backing down on his tarrifs.
Reposted by Alasdair Thornton
How fucking angry do you think trump is that this Signal thing is owning the news cycle instead of “his” limited ceasefire?
March 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
How fucking angry do you think trump is that this Signal thing is owning the news cycle instead of “his” limited ceasefire?
If we’re just gonna regurgitate IP can we at least get a new Celebrity Death Match?
March 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If we’re just gonna regurgitate IP can we at least get a new Celebrity Death Match?
Ok Adrian Brody that’s enough
March 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ok Adrian Brody that’s enough
Conan’s opening is A+.
March 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Conan’s opening is A+.
They should make Moo-Sky…for cows.
Please someone staff me.
Please someone staff me.
February 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
They should make Moo-Sky…for cows.
Please someone staff me.
Please someone staff me.
Reposted by Alasdair Thornton
there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off
January 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off
If we get mudslides because of the rain we desperately needed then idk anymore.
January 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If we get mudslides because of the rain we desperately needed then idk anymore.
BUCKEYES!!!!!
a cartoon of an ohio state buckeyes mascot raising his arms in the air
ALT: a cartoon of an ohio state buckeyes mascot raising his arms in the air
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
BUCKEYES!!!!!
Fitting that Melania is dressed like Carmen San Diego going to a funeral, because no one will know where she is these next four years.
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fitting that Melania is dressed like Carmen San Diego going to a funeral, because no one will know where she is these next four years.
My first DC this year was out of a plastic bottle and there’s is noticeable difference in taste.
January 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My first DC this year was out of a plastic bottle and there’s is noticeable difference in taste.
I propose for 2025, society stops acting like sloppy joes are acceptable food.
December 27, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I propose for 2025, society stops acting like sloppy joes are acceptable food.
I am loving the MAGA infighting Elon and Vivek have brought on themselves.
December 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I am loving the MAGA infighting Elon and Vivek have brought on themselves.
My mom accused my sister of being a satanist for saying Nosferatu was well shot.
How was your Christmas?
How was your Christmas?
December 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
My mom accused my sister of being a satanist for saying Nosferatu was well shot.
How was your Christmas?
How was your Christmas?
@drewfromtv.bsky.social You fed us, let us feed you! @jeanedevivre.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
@drewfromtv.bsky.social You fed us, let us feed you! @jeanedevivre.bsky.social
I love it when the only way to watch an old movie is to rent it from Amazon or Apple and I have a moral dilemma as to which I need to financially support with my three dollars and ninety nine cents.
November 26, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I love it when the only way to watch an old movie is to rent it from Amazon or Apple and I have a moral dilemma as to which I need to financially support with my three dollars and ninety nine cents.
Congrats to all the TAG writers out there!
The Animation Guild has reached a tentative deal with studios for a new 3-year contract for members.
The provisional deal includes AI protections that “includes notification and consultation provisions”
The provisional deal includes AI protections that “includes notification and consultation provisions”
November 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Congrats to all the TAG writers out there!
Not biased at all but my fiancée is like, really good.
🙋🏻♀️ 𝐋𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠. ❤︎︎Sold pilots & a feature. WGA Captain. Experienced in prep, set, & post. Genre agnostic credits. Voice marries dry wit & social relevance in a commercial package. Reps: Rain & Buchwald. Pick me, choose me, love me.
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Not biased at all but my fiancée is like, really good.