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Alasdair Thornton
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Comedy writer. Sports fan. Chinese buffet enthusiast.
Some days, you just do not have it.
September 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So we all agree that Kim Davis was rejected by a gay guy at some point, right?
August 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
My favorite part of this new Handmaids Tale season was the 20 min I took to read the Wikipedia so I could remember what was going on in the show.
April 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Succession, but toilets.

Is this a thing? Would studios buy this?
April 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Petition to rename MAGA Cirque Dumb Soleil the way they are contorting themselves to explain Trump backing down on his tarrifs.
April 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Alasdair Thornton
March 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
How fucking angry do you think trump is that this Signal thing is owning the news cycle instead of “his” limited ceasefire?
March 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If we’re just gonna regurgitate IP can we at least get a new Celebrity Death Match?
March 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ok Adrian Brody that’s enough
March 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Conan’s opening is A+.
March 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They should make Moo-Sky…for cows.

Please someone staff me.
February 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Reposted by Alasdair Thornton
there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off
January 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If we get mudslides because of the rain we desperately needed then idk anymore.
January 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fitting that Melania is dressed like Carmen San Diego going to a funeral, because no one will know where she is these next four years.
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My first DC this year was out of a plastic bottle and there’s is noticeable difference in taste.
January 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I propose for 2025, society stops acting like sloppy joes are acceptable food.
December 27, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I am loving the MAGA infighting Elon and Vivek have brought on themselves.
December 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
My mom accused my sister of being a satanist for saying Nosferatu was well shot.

How was your Christmas?
December 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I love it when the only way to watch an old movie is to rent it from Amazon or Apple and I have a moral dilemma as to which I need to financially support with my three dollars and ninety nine cents.
November 26, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Congrats to all the TAG writers out there!
The Animation Guild has reached a tentative deal with studios for a new 3-year contract for members.

The provisional deal includes AI protections that “includes notification and consultation provisions”
November 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Not biased at all but my fiancée is like, really good.
🙋🏻‍♀️ 𝐋𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠. ❤︎︎Sold pilots & a feature. WGA Captain. Experienced in prep, set, & post. Genre agnostic credits. Voice marries dry wit & social relevance in a commercial package. Reps: Rain & Buchwald. Pick me, choose me, love me.
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM