Alan
@alanfirecat.bsky.social
artist | linguist | musician | knucklehead mcspazatron
he/they/she
i like to be ironic
i follow purple people (sometimes)
he/they/she
i like to be ironic
i follow purple people (sometimes)
come on lil bro i just need my blood sugar reading to go down by one point, just one point little guy i need you to go down by one point come on
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
come on lil bro i just need my blood sugar reading to go down by one point, just one point little guy i need you to go down by one point come on
in what universe am i more likely to say "i have almond the" than to say "i have almost the"????? ios???????
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
in what universe am i more likely to say "i have almond the" than to say "i have almost the"????? ios???????
this is funny because mathematically a sphere has the SMALLEST surface area to volume ratio possible for a 3d shape, which translates to the LEAST amount of glaze possible assuming uniform coating - any other possible cereal shape would be better for this
thanks kellogg
thanks kellogg
October 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
this is funny because mathematically a sphere has the SMALLEST surface area to volume ratio possible for a 3d shape, which translates to the LEAST amount of glaze possible assuming uniform coating - any other possible cereal shape would be better for this
thanks kellogg
thanks kellogg
react to him (old ahh character i need to draw again)
he is feodor
he is feodor
October 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
react to him (old ahh character i need to draw again)
he is feodor
he is feodor
wow i am now legally allowed to post this
(*joke post*)
(*joke post*)
September 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
wow i am now legally allowed to post this
(*joke post*)
(*joke post*)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @transitsimp.bsky.social hope you enjoy your birthday gift art
go wish her a happy birthday
#furry #furryart
go wish her a happy birthday
#furry #furryart
September 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @transitsimp.bsky.social hope you enjoy your birthday gift art
go wish her a happy birthday
#furry #furryart
go wish her a happy birthday
#furry #furryart
HUGE thanks to @tetsudragons.bsky.social for this drawing of my sona :3 it's fitting for the season and so pretty, i'm happy to receive this
September 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
HUGE thanks to @tetsudragons.bsky.social for this drawing of my sona :3 it's fitting for the season and so pretty, i'm happy to receive this
the AUDACITY of dole to label this individual sized drink as "2.5 servings per container". what a joke
August 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the AUDACITY of dole to label this individual sized drink as "2.5 servings per container". what a joke
August 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i was at a drawing event so i did this on a time limit, but here's my best attempt at drawing @drewster237.bsky.social using acrylic paint
(i'd do better if i had much more time, but here's what i got)
#furryart
(i'd do better if i had much more time, but here's what i got)
#furryart
August 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i was at a drawing event so i did this on a time limit, but here's my best attempt at drawing @drewster237.bsky.social using acrylic paint
(i'd do better if i had much more time, but here's what i got)
#furryart
(i'd do better if i had much more time, but here's what i got)
#furryart
TF WALMART
it's two dollars so it makes a little sense but also ew
it's two dollars so it makes a little sense but also ew
August 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
TF WALMART
it's two dollars so it makes a little sense but also ew
it's two dollars so it makes a little sense but also ew
school tomorrow kill me
August 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
school tomorrow kill me
i drew irl oomf in between turns of bowling tonight :3
that would be @braxtondawolfo.bsky.social but he's not active on here it seems
#furry #furryart
that would be @braxtondawolfo.bsky.social but he's not active on here it seems
#furry #furryart
August 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i drew irl oomf in between turns of bowling tonight :3
that would be @braxtondawolfo.bsky.social but he's not active on here it seems
#furry #furryart
that would be @braxtondawolfo.bsky.social but he's not active on here it seems
#furry #furryart
geometry dash normal mode
August 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
geometry dash normal mode
few days late but here's a drawing i completed of an oomf from china uwu
his name is 三七 and he's on rednote
his name is 三七 and he's on rednote
July 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
few days late but here's a drawing i completed of an oomf from china uwu
his name is 三七 and he's on rednote
his name is 三七 and he's on rednote
but somewhere down the line we won't be alone @drewster237.bsky.social
#carseatheadrest #twinfantasy #furryart
#carseatheadrest #twinfantasy #furryart
July 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
but somewhere down the line we won't be alone @drewster237.bsky.social
#carseatheadrest #twinfantasy #furryart
#carseatheadrest #twinfantasy #furryart
stuck a piece of tape to this earwig (gross looking bug) while it was on the wall, and not taking it off until tomorrow
take that, idiot
take that, idiot
July 21, 2025 at 8:00 AM
stuck a piece of tape to this earwig (gross looking bug) while it was on the wall, and not taking it off until tomorrow
take that, idiot
take that, idiot
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
once again utter insanity because powerpoint wants to correct "protest against" to just "protest", which would make it more concise if it was a verb, but here makes it incomprehensible bc "national protest" is a noun phrase
ppt wants "protesters organized a national protest the actions..." dawg
ppt wants "protesters organized a national protest the actions..." dawg
July 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
once again utter insanity because powerpoint wants to correct "protest against" to just "protest", which would make it more concise if it was a verb, but here makes it incomprehensible bc "national protest" is a noun phrase
ppt wants "protesters organized a national protest the actions..." dawg
ppt wants "protesters organized a national protest the actions..." dawg
pixlr (an online image editing program that pivoted to generative ai for some of their services) showed me this update, and on the first image that they show, the example template features an ai generated image that requires the girl on the right to have a freakishly long arm for this pose
July 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
pixlr (an online image editing program that pivoted to generative ai for some of their services) showed me this update, and on the first image that they show, the example template features an ai generated image that requires the girl on the right to have a freakishly long arm for this pose