Alan
@alanfirecat.bsky.social
artist | linguist | musician | knucklehead mcspazatron
he/they/she
i like to be ironic
i follow purple people (sometimes)
he/they/she
i like to be ironic
i follow purple people (sometimes)
come on lil bro i just need my blood sugar reading to go down by one point, just one point little guy i need you to go down by one point come on
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
come on lil bro i just need my blood sugar reading to go down by one point, just one point little guy i need you to go down by one point come on
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new shirt idea tell me what you think
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
new shirt idea tell me what you think
straight up reactin' it
and by it lets just say
maillard
and by it lets just say
maillard
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
straight up reactin' it
and by it lets just say
maillard
and by it lets just say
maillard
i just did this, thank you very much strong wolfy dude
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i just did this, thank you very much strong wolfy dude
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Made me a spooky gingerbread HAUS from Tobis Cube on stream!
Had a lot of fun, I wanna do more variety irl content
#accuratefoxgames #tobiscube #indiedev #silly #furry #streamer
Had a lot of fun, I wanna do more variety irl content
#accuratefoxgames #tobiscube #indiedev #silly #furry #streamer
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Made me a spooky gingerbread HAUS from Tobis Cube on stream!
Had a lot of fun, I wanna do more variety irl content
#accuratefoxgames #tobiscube #indiedev #silly #furry #streamer
Had a lot of fun, I wanna do more variety irl content
#accuratefoxgames #tobiscube #indiedev #silly #furry #streamer
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"if you draw fat people you have a fat fetish" mfers when they see a fat person irl
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"if you draw fat people you have a fat fetish" mfers when they see a fat person irl
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I JUST SAW SOMEONE TURN THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET GOOD HECKING LUCK 🫡
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I JUST SAW SOMEONE TURN THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET GOOD HECKING LUCK 🫡
aaron cat i'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro
(reference)
(reference)
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
aaron cat i'm watching your stream why you tryin not to laugh bro
(reference)
(reference)
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MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free
in what universe am i more likely to say "i have almond the" than to say "i have almost the"????? ios???????
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
in what universe am i more likely to say "i have almond the" than to say "i have almost the"????? ios???????
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"Hmm...Floof."
He likes foxes, because they can be quite fluffy
(btw sorry if I drew your OC wrong, bro)
He likes foxes, because they can be quite fluffy
(btw sorry if I drew your OC wrong, bro)
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Hmm...Floof."
He likes foxes, because they can be quite fluffy
(btw sorry if I drew your OC wrong, bro)
He likes foxes, because they can be quite fluffy
(btw sorry if I drew your OC wrong, bro)
just finished watching ne zha (2019)
absolute cinema, totally watching the sequel
absolute cinema, totally watching the sequel
October 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
just finished watching ne zha (2019)
absolute cinema, totally watching the sequel
absolute cinema, totally watching the sequel
this is funny because mathematically a sphere has the SMALLEST surface area to volume ratio possible for a 3d shape, which translates to the LEAST amount of glaze possible assuming uniform coating - any other possible cereal shape would be better for this
thanks kellogg
thanks kellogg
October 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
this is funny because mathematically a sphere has the SMALLEST surface area to volume ratio possible for a 3d shape, which translates to the LEAST amount of glaze possible assuming uniform coating - any other possible cereal shape would be better for this
thanks kellogg
thanks kellogg
they should invent mozzarella sticks that also have meat in them and the units can be fried just like mozzarella sticks but also include meat of some sort
October 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
they should invent mozzarella sticks that also have meat in them and the units can be fried just like mozzarella sticks but also include meat of some sort
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Words of encouragement from beecat?
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Words of encouragement from beecat?
had the melody and words of part of a song stuck in my head for too long and just randomly remembering where it's from is wild
it was "ooo i need a dirty woman / ooo i need a dirty girl" and apparently it's from the wall by pink floyd, it played in my head for an extended time before remembering
it was "ooo i need a dirty woman / ooo i need a dirty girl" and apparently it's from the wall by pink floyd, it played in my head for an extended time before remembering
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
had the melody and words of part of a song stuck in my head for too long and just randomly remembering where it's from is wild
it was "ooo i need a dirty woman / ooo i need a dirty girl" and apparently it's from the wall by pink floyd, it played in my head for an extended time before remembering
it was "ooo i need a dirty woman / ooo i need a dirty girl" and apparently it's from the wall by pink floyd, it played in my head for an extended time before remembering