Alan Dooney
@alandooney.bsky.social
Ads for work. Music, rugby, football and NFL for play. Used to be somewhere similar.
Seriously. What the hell is this 🤣
April 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Seriously. What the hell is this 🤣
English rugby journos now Henry Pollock is on the scene
April 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
English rugby journos now Henry Pollock is on the scene
just find it so strange how the Daily Mail reacted to a Supreme Court ruling that takes significant rights away from a small group of people when they were so aghast at other Supreme Court rulings in the recent past…
Ps. Protect trans kids, trans rights and trans people. Always. Forever.
Ps. Protect trans kids, trans rights and trans people. Always. Forever.
April 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
just find it so strange how the Daily Mail reacted to a Supreme Court ruling that takes significant rights away from a small group of people when they were so aghast at other Supreme Court rulings in the recent past…
Ps. Protect trans kids, trans rights and trans people. Always. Forever.
Ps. Protect trans kids, trans rights and trans people. Always. Forever.
Looking forward to the Mighty Boosh reboot
April 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Looking forward to the Mighty Boosh reboot
Me when my under 10s vote for their mates rather than actually who the best player is in the end of season Player’s Player of the Year award
April 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Me when my under 10s vote for their mates rather than actually who the best player is in the end of season Player’s Player of the Year award
Turns out that Alan wasn’t in reception at the time and when I asked what I almost signed up for she said “you don’t want to know”
Anyway, fast forward 2.5 years and my wife is in the same hospital and I get these messages
Anyway, fast forward 2.5 years and my wife is in the same hospital and I get these messages
April 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Turns out that Alan wasn’t in reception at the time and when I asked what I almost signed up for she said “you don’t want to know”
Anyway, fast forward 2.5 years and my wife is in the same hospital and I get these messages
Anyway, fast forward 2.5 years and my wife is in the same hospital and I get these messages
The operation is over! The patient lived, and is healing!
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The operation is over! The patient lived, and is healing!
Me to my phone when I’m on a train
April 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Me to my phone when I’m on a train
Literally the one thing everyone talks about 😴
March 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Literally the one thing everyone talks about 😴
Absolutely all perfect. No notes.
March 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Absolutely all perfect. No notes.
What I’m assuming Ntamack is insinuating here is that he should’ve been banned for longer for a cheap shot, no attempt to wrap, upright hit on Thomas?
March 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What I’m assuming Ntamack is insinuating here is that he should’ve been banned for longer for a cheap shot, no attempt to wrap, upright hit on Thomas?
me when someone asks them what to say when asked what a male duck is called
February 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
me when someone asks them what to say when asked what a male duck is called
*clears throat*
FLYYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FLYYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
February 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
*clears throat*
FLYYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FLYYYYY EAGLES FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“CNN posted a thread that you might like…”
I cannot stress enough how little I like this.
I cannot stress enough how little I like this.
January 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“CNN posted a thread that you might like…”
I cannot stress enough how little I like this.
I cannot stress enough how little I like this.
“iT wAs A rOmAn SaLuTe”
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“iT wAs A rOmAn SaLuTe”
Likewise!
The National and Starbuster only ones influenced considerably by me.
Very much the year my son discovered Eminem via Fortnite, and the overnight listening certainly cooked those numbers a bit!
The National and Starbuster only ones influenced considerably by me.
Very much the year my son discovered Eminem via Fortnite, and the overnight listening certainly cooked those numbers a bit!
December 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Likewise!
The National and Starbuster only ones influenced considerably by me.
Very much the year my son discovered Eminem via Fortnite, and the overnight listening certainly cooked those numbers a bit!
The National and Starbuster only ones influenced considerably by me.
Very much the year my son discovered Eminem via Fortnite, and the overnight listening certainly cooked those numbers a bit!
Me trying to find that one important email amongst the Black Friday “offers” in my inbox
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Me trying to find that one important email amongst the Black Friday “offers” in my inbox
Me when I see Real Madrid and PSG in 24th and 25th place respectively in the new champions league format thing.
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Me when I see Real Madrid and PSG in 24th and 25th place respectively in the new champions league format thing.