Alan Cerny
@alancerny.bsky.social
Writer - @vitalthrills.com and thecryingdad.com, co-host of the @matineeheroes.bsky.social podcast, and Rotten Tomatoes credited reviewer. Steven Spielberg biased. Love to write about and talk about movies. All posts earnest with a hint of sarcasm. He/him.
When does the next PLURIBUS drop? Bluesky hive mind?
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When does the next PLURIBUS drop? Bluesky hive mind?
There’s a line from the old TICK animated show that perfectly describes my lungs, nose, and throat this past week and change.
“Mucal invader! Is there no end to your oozing?!”
“Mucal invader! Is there no end to your oozing?!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
There’s a line from the old TICK animated show that perfectly describes my lungs, nose, and throat this past week and change.
“Mucal invader! Is there no end to your oozing?!”
“Mucal invader! Is there no end to your oozing?!”
The Jason Isbell show last night was pretty amazing. He played pretty much all the songs I wanted to hear, and some rocking live versions of the acoustic songs from FOXES IN THE SNOW. They sounded great; hoping he’ll release those versions at some point. Damn great show, worth the wait.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Jason Isbell show last night was pretty amazing. He played pretty much all the songs I wanted to hear, and some rocking live versions of the acoustic songs from FOXES IN THE SNOW. They sounded great; hoping he’ll release those versions at some point. Damn great show, worth the wait.
Two beardos (me and @danielwcarlson.bsky.social) at the Houston Jason Isbell show.
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Two beardos (me and @danielwcarlson.bsky.social) at the Houston Jason Isbell show.
I love the smell of mustard and onion in the morning. Smells like… victory.
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I love the smell of mustard and onion in the morning. Smells like… victory.
(BTW, my favorite episode is the bachelor party episode. Male friends who love each other and their differences and aren’t into getting strippers or being typical bros. It’s funny and kind and it has one of my favorite lines in the show.
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
(BTW, my favorite episode is the bachelor party episode. Male friends who love each other and their differences and aren’t into getting strippers or being typical bros. It’s funny and kind and it has one of my favorite lines in the show.
You don’t do it for recognition. You do it because no one else will. You do it because it’s necessary. And you do it because it’s right. Or, as Tom Hanks said, “It’s supposed to be hard. If it were easy everybody would do it.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You don’t do it for recognition. You do it because no one else will. You do it because it’s necessary. And you do it because it’s right. Or, as Tom Hanks said, “It’s supposed to be hard. If it were easy everybody would do it.”
Happy Halloween, everyone. Hope you get your cake.
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Happy Halloween, everyone. Hope you get your cake.
Two monster movies.
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Two monster movies.
Watching HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY, my favorite of the HELLBOY films. Although we didn’t get a sequel, it’s pound-for-pound as entertaining as anything GdT has made. I know Mignola wasn’t a fan. But while I respect Mignola as an artist, this movie fuckin’ bangs.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Watching HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY, my favorite of the HELLBOY films. Although we didn’t get a sequel, it’s pound-for-pound as entertaining as anything GdT has made. I know Mignola wasn’t a fan. But while I respect Mignola as an artist, this movie fuckin’ bangs.
I knew @crobertcargill.bsky.social shopped at Hot Topic.
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I knew @crobertcargill.bsky.social shopped at Hot Topic.
Alternative headline: Most Republicans Should Die; Embrace It And Watch Star Trek
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Alternative headline: Most Republicans Should Die; Embrace It And Watch Star Trek
Week’s been dragon, so I thought I’d treat myself to some Joe Hill.
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Week’s been dragon, so I thought I’d treat myself to some Joe Hill.
At the hospital, reading comics.
Everything’s fine, wife is having a procedure done.
Everything’s fine, wife is having a procedure done.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
At the hospital, reading comics.
Everything’s fine, wife is having a procedure done.
Everything’s fine, wife is having a procedure done.
Tonight’s movie (in case you didn’t know)
October 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tonight’s movie (in case you didn’t know)
I’m wearing the gear to the band I’m about to see and I have no regrets. @realgdt.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m wearing the gear to the band I’m about to see and I have no regrets. @realgdt.bsky.social
I'm totally going to have the Criterion BIRTH and TO DIE FOR 4K discs make out (with THE OTHERS watching in a corner)
October 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm totally going to have the Criterion BIRTH and TO DIE FOR 4K discs make out (with THE OTHERS watching in a corner)
I do like TRON though
October 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I do like TRON though
This is so freaking beautiful. Goodbye, Drew Struzan.
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is so freaking beautiful. Goodbye, Drew Struzan.
Of course @realgdt.bsky.social is an October baby. Of course.
Happy birthday, GdT! Thanks for everything.
Happy birthday, GdT! Thanks for everything.
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Of course @realgdt.bsky.social is an October baby. Of course.
Happy birthday, GdT! Thanks for everything.
Happy birthday, GdT! Thanks for everything.