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Alana B. Sedated
@alana-be-sedated.bsky.social
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Pro theatre kid. Occasional stand-up comic. PNW regional vice-chair of Antifa™. Future refugee (if I'm lucky).

☠️ NO AI. FOR ANYTHING. EVER. YOU LAZY FUCKS. ☠️

Thoughts are mine and do not necessarily reflect any orgs I work with.
Doubtless. My polycule goes by the Discordian calendar, which has miraculously solved all problems. BTW, today is 39 The Aftermath, 3191 YOLD.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Actually that's what I'm using. Just installed it this morning. So far so good. I've had a Linux box of one kind or another for the last 20 years or so, but it's always been a Debian-based distro of one kind or another. I was ready to spread my wings. Very pleased thus far.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
At least I didn't mention that you're also minty fresh.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My girlfriend sports a Fedora.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What do we get to beat them with?
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yeah. Its been Movember for 20 days. Why today?
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
What about trans women?
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I went to Facebook for this. You're welcome. Recovery donations can be sent to my Venmo: (at)alana_be_sedated
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
100%

I used to make posts for every person killed in a given year, but the upward trend got too depressing. I've been afraid to even look this year.
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It feels like a limp handshake with no eye contact. When we're scanning the news daily for the latest existential threat raining down from the federal government, we need more. I get the vibe that you don't necessarily have a problem with us, but we ick you out a bit. Please get over that. Thx.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I can't help noticing the tepid nature of your support. Like, you're the governor of Washington, so you have to, but if you were governor of any other state you wouldn't bother. You reposted WSLGBTQC's post without comment. Compare to your post re: your Native American Heritage Month proclamation.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
IDK. I know Amanda Sullender. I don't think she's crying in her Cheerios that Transphobic ghoul/wedding DJ Jonathan Bingle lost. She is trans, after all.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
And let me be perfectly clear: the legacy-destroying part of all this isn't the blowjob from Trump. It's the child rape.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Or maybe a fall from a high window.
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM