Alan Holt
alan-holt.bsky.social
Alan Holt
@alan-holt.bsky.social
Mostly Retired, Somewhat Curmudgeon-y
He’s working hard to be the LEAST PRODUCTIVE CONGRESS EVER!
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Now imagine listening to Dvorak while doing data entry with a Dvorak keyboard.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The only time I used an 8 inch floppy was to load microcode to boot a Prime Minicomputer. They seemed comically large, but size matters.
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
[Camera slowly backs out for wide shot]
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
September 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet, currently on display at the Air and Space Museum
August 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My New Years Day tradition
July 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m hearing that after he said he’s turning on Trump after seeing Epstein evidence he had a “heart attack.”
July 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is what they think is news. Sigh.
July 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
July 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Found the woman web programmer who parks in that spot.
July 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
June 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
April 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He served ONE year in the House.

Now he is facing SEVEN years in the Big House.
April 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Already voted Most Popular in cell block 7A
April 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just gifted this to Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth.
April 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Baby-in-Chief is f-ing with our savings again.
April 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bro
April 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hey Republican Senators!
Hey Republican Representatives!
Hey Republican President!

We’re coming for YOUR jobs!

-Boston
April 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
March 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I am this old.
January 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Looking handsome in the Oval Office
December 31, 2024 at 1:02 AM
December 5, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Loved model planes as a kid. Still building and flying them today!
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM