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AL WELLES (NOT spelled AI, I fucking hate AI)
@al-welles.bsky.social
He/Him. Bi dude. ADHD AF. Pothead, dabs and edibles. Just a Wire fan trying to make sense of this fucked up world. Facebook and Xitter refugee. That's pronounced "shitter" btw.

Also big into dubstep and DnB!
"🎶She was just 17, you know what I mean?🎶" No actually, Mr. Lennon, I don't know what you mean. Could you please state your full legal name and explain in detail what you mean into this tape recorder?
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Took longer than I'd hoped but CASE DISMISSED! 🎉🎈🥳 Turned out Halligan wasn't even appointed legally. She probably falsified the #indictment against #Comey as well, but it doesn't matter if her appointment wasn't legal, everything she did in her prosecuting position is null and void.
If the #Comey trial isn't open-and-shut in Comey's favor, then we are really in a political hole we won't escape from for some time. Nobody wanted to take the case bc there is no fucking case. If we can't navigate this nothing-burger to the proper outcome, shit's bad.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Hi everyone

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November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Spare a thought for centrist dem consultants this morning.

They just learned their ideal candidate for the Democratic 2028 presidential ticket has passed away.
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
#breeding #fetish Millenials and genZ are so poor that having sex for procreation has been reduced to a mere sexual fantasy.

#kink #bdsm
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I just cannot wait to one day tune in and watch Deplorable: The Donald #Trump Story or whatever the fuck the inevitable biopic is going to be called.
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Stay strong, stay beautiful, Chicago. c
October 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Indiana voters: Let your legislators know you don’t like having elections rigged in your state.
October 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If the #Comey trial isn't open-and-shut in Comey's favor, then we are really in a political hole we won't escape from for some time. Nobody wanted to take the case bc there is no fucking case. If we can't navigate this nothing-burger to the proper outcome, shit's bad.
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I woulda bought the hell out of this one...
It's now considered controversial to fight the KKK in a video game.
October 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just so we're all on the same page, the #eggs aren't cheaper yet.
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
#hegseth is half a bottle of Everclear away from renaming it "THE KILLITARY." Mandatory allcaps, of course. #quantico #Kegsbreath #military #generals
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#quantico #hegseth in the annals of "meetings that should have been emails," today was the meeting-that-should've-been-an-emailiest. This prick really made generals travel from around the world to get called fat. The fucking gall.
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
#quantico Happy to know my tax dollars are being used for meetings that could be emails.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dear Republicans: The price of eggs are NOT lower, but please ask yourself: Even it it were, would it be worth *gestures broadly* ALL OF THIS?
August 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Need proof of how much the media can skew yer thoughts? 10 years ago, we all thought #elon #musk was a pretty chill dude. IT WAS ALL PR. Even back then he was forcing employees to sign NDAs so that #tesla safety issues could be swept under the rug. Most media, #MSM & not, fed u the lie of cool Elon.
May 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
THE WEALTHY WANT YOU POISONED BY THE FOOD SUPPLY AND WITHOUT THE HEALTHCARE TO FIGHT IT. THEY WANT YOU HOMELESS AND STARVING AFTER HURRICANES RAVAGE YOUR TOWN. THIS IS NOT SIMPLY BAD GOVERNANCE. THIS IS WAR AGAINST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. #trump #usa #politics #elon #musk #miller
May 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@rbreich.bsky.social Mr. Reich, big fan of the Coffee Klatch, it's one of the few things getting me through the week in this chaos. In your experienced opinion, are we still on track to having fair elections across the country for the midterms? If not, what can normal folks do to help change course?
May 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Fuck #democrats #dnc for not supporting #impeachment! "Waste of time" and exactly what else are you using that time for you fucking wimps?!
May 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I heard Stephen Miller speak for the first time yesterday and OMG WHAT A FUCKING DORK. Between him, Elon, Vivek, and JV Dunce, half of maga is legit on some Revenge of the Nerds shit, and yes that unfortunately includes the rapey parts of that shitty movie.
May 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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This right here......
May 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Bribery in plain sight.
May 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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