I keep a secret stash of Strawberry Kiwi Kool-Aid Jammers in my mini fridge. They are just for me.
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I keep a secret stash of Strawberry Kiwi Kool-Aid Jammers in my mini fridge. They are just for me.
Just thought of a funny parody song:“Free Ballin’”, to the tune of “Free Fallin’”. I am informing Tom Petty right now.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just thought of a funny parody song:“Free Ballin’”, to the tune of “Free Fallin’”. I am informing Tom Petty right now.
RIP, there are few bass lines more perfect than "I Wanna Be Adored"
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Ian Brown and Tim Burgess were among those to pay tribute to Mani, whose death was announced by his brother and nephew
Gary “Mani” Mounfield, best known as a founding member and bassist of the Stone Roses, has died aged 63. The cause of death has not been shared.
His brother Greg Mounfield posted the news on Facebook: “It is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to announce the sad passing of my brother.” His nephew also shared the news. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
RIP, there are few bass lines more perfect than "I Wanna Be Adored"
Wednesday ain’t that great
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Wednesday ain’t that great
Me to the AI Agent: "You didn't use the text in my design".
AI Agent: "You're absolutely right! I made up some shit instead."
AI Agent: "You're absolutely right! I made up some shit instead."
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Me to the AI Agent: "You didn't use the text in my design".
AI Agent: "You're absolutely right! I made up some shit instead."
AI Agent: "You're absolutely right! I made up some shit instead."
A bit inconvenient for the Blue Jays to play tomorrow when I have like 4 other things going on.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A bit inconvenient for the Blue Jays to play tomorrow when I have like 4 other things going on.
Using double question marks is so aggressive.
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Using double question marks is so aggressive.
Listening to a band called "The Beatles". Some real Knickerbockers vibes so far.
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Listening to a band called "The Beatles". Some real Knickerbockers vibes so far.
One good thing about spellcheck is when you are googling “diarrhea” over and over you can just mash “d r h a” a bunch and it usually knows what you mean. PS my tummy hurts.
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
One good thing about spellcheck is when you are googling “diarrhea” over and over you can just mash “d r h a” a bunch and it usually knows what you mean. PS my tummy hurts.
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can:
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
Donate to Help Jay Arner Cover Transition Costs, organized by Jessica Delisle
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October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can:
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉
The system / Is down
a sign that says no loafing on it next to a table
ALT: a sign that says no loafing on it next to a table
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The system / Is down
And You Will Know Me By The Trail Of McDonald's Monopoly Game Pieces
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
And You Will Know Me By The Trail Of McDonald's Monopoly Game Pieces
Listening to a New Wave DJ mix and by far the worst song has been “Wild Wild West” and if you think that song is good you’re an idiot.
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Listening to a New Wave DJ mix and by far the worst song has been “Wild Wild West” and if you think that song is good you’re an idiot.
AI has really ruined the word "vibe" for me.
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
AI has really ruined the word "vibe" for me.
Hard to turn my heat on
October 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Hard to turn my heat on
Imagine a time traveller from the 1800s showing up and the first thing they read is the headline "Fortnite Debuts KPop Demon Hunters Skins and Demon Rush Mode for Fortnitemares"
October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Imagine a time traveller from the 1800s showing up and the first thing they read is the headline "Fortnite Debuts KPop Demon Hunters Skins and Demon Rush Mode for Fortnitemares"
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated. I will be taking the rest of the week off to process this news; please respect my privacy during this hard time. #PrayForNicole #PrayForKeith
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated. I will be taking the rest of the week off to process this news; please respect my privacy during this hard time. #PrayForNicole #PrayForKeith
Just heard Gowan’s “Moonlight Desires” in Safeway which is a very Canadian event
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just heard Gowan’s “Moonlight Desires” in Safeway which is a very Canadian event
Just angered some drivers by correctly doing a zipper merge. And I’ll do it again!
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just angered some drivers by correctly doing a zipper merge. And I’ll do it again!
To be fair, no Democratic president ever needed to threaten a right-wing comedian, because those don't technically exist.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
To be fair, no Democratic president ever needed to threaten a right-wing comedian, because those don't technically exist.
ABC can suck a fuck.
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
ABC can suck a fuck.
Chilling in a hot tub
September 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chilling in a hot tub
Know any good jokes
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Know any good jokes