I bet if they brought these back rn they would do numbers

centuries of fairy tales & folklore about not trusting glittering, deceptive entities that flatter our vanity and look at us. eating the fae food, mesmerized by the mirror, etc. clown behavior.

You’re not “ politicizing a tragedy” if the tragedy is a result of bad policy.

who is the Smurfs Movie for, exactly

My husband and I were talking about how Samwise Gamgee would be lowkey jacked because he carries around like five to seven cast iron pans on his person at all times and then i made this

Our most devastating weapon as a people

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

it's been said before but it's wild that these guys have more money and power than anyone on earth and still have unshakeable loser energy. none of them would survive the cafeteria of a public high school. give me a five-minute phone call with j.d. and i could make him cry

It's an unpredictable world

What you need to know about Canada right now is that this is currently the top story on CBC news:

Why is my house so cold? Oh probably because all my of heat is going directly up my cats butthole

I started watching Skeleton Crew with my kid over the weekend and went into it completely blind, having only heard it was a charming show for kids.

Let me tell you, every single one of my latent teenage hormones were activated like sleeper agents when Jude Law appeared as a force-using space pirate

By a longshot, the most common mistake people who are into politics make - from seven-figure strategists to randos offering Takes online - is overestimating how much attention normal people pay to politics, how much they know, and how deeply they think about it.

*Vastly* overestimating.

adobe should spend a little less time doing ai shit and a little more time making it so when you copy and paste an image with a transparent background the transparency comes with it

Romantasy I DID like recently that's not the same 3-4 books you always see out there:

Long Live Evil by @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social
The Mead Mishaps series by @kimberlylemming.bsky.social
Emily Wilde by Heather Fawcett
The Inkwater Witch by Atley Wykes

I desperately wish I had liked Fourth Wing so that I could be a part of all the escapism this week but it was Not For Me and That's Okay

Tolkien wrote a sequel but gave it up because it was too depressing. He knows Men.

Asian pears have been on sale and what a delight. An elite fruit. Unparalleled crunch.

If this platform doesn’t work out, I’m going back to live journal