Alison B
@akbea.bsky.social
I twist other people's words for money.
http://rewritten.uk
Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
http://rewritten.uk
Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
A whole stack of people sitting on each other's shoulders, each of them saying the same thing the person below them just said, only slightly less eloquently.
The stuff of nightmares.
The stuff of nightmares.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A whole stack of people sitting on each other's shoulders, each of them saying the same thing the person below them just said, only slightly less eloquently.
The stuff of nightmares.
The stuff of nightmares.
Oh my god, Olivia is a FABULOUS shout! She'd be amazing.
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Oh my god, Olivia is a FABULOUS shout! She'd be amazing.
I keep thinking the same. They'll surely make another celebrity one, and of course I'll watch it, but it's going to be so hard to get a line-up as good as that again.
(And to think that I started the series with an irrational loathing of Alan Carr, the absolute poppet...!)
(And to think that I started the series with an irrational loathing of Alan Carr, the absolute poppet...!)
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I keep thinking the same. They'll surely make another celebrity one, and of course I'll watch it, but it's going to be so hard to get a line-up as good as that again.
(And to think that I started the series with an irrational loathing of Alan Carr, the absolute poppet...!)
(And to think that I started the series with an irrational loathing of Alan Carr, the absolute poppet...!)
I love the fact that he clearly has such a dull life that all he can find to put in his author bio, at the age of nearly 60, is 'I have brothers'.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I love the fact that he clearly has such a dull life that all he can find to put in his author bio, at the age of nearly 60, is 'I have brothers'.
Happy Annibirthdary!
Mr B and I have the exact same scenario with young Master B (also 11). Selfish little buggers.
Mr B and I have the exact same scenario with young Master B (also 11). Selfish little buggers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Happy Annibirthdary!
Mr B and I have the exact same scenario with young Master B (also 11). Selfish little buggers.
Mr B and I have the exact same scenario with young Master B (also 11). Selfish little buggers.
And the Princess of Wales Oh Wait Her.
October 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
And the Princess of Wales Oh Wait Her.
Well, boo to this. I was wondering only this morning where you'd got to.
Guess I'm just going to have to start driving up and down past your house again... 😉
Guess I'm just going to have to start driving up and down past your house again... 😉
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Well, boo to this. I was wondering only this morning where you'd got to.
Guess I'm just going to have to start driving up and down past your house again... 😉
Guess I'm just going to have to start driving up and down past your house again... 😉
For a man who deals in words, this is an *excellent* use of emojis, and I am totally here for it.
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
For a man who deals in words, this is an *excellent* use of emojis, and I am totally here for it.