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Alison B
@akbea.bsky.social
I twist other people's words for money.
http://rewritten.uk

Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
Uncanny
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"Trump - borderline insane"
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Also a reality TV snob, but it's FABULOUS so far.
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
How am I meant to get any work done when the British Newspaper Archive now has all of Jackie online?
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Revelation said it would be horses, but apparently it's an Ocado van.
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
President Vance, though.
August 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Oh, dear God. Apparently she has a brother.

We all hold a pen like that when we're scribbling on our track pad, right?
August 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Just seen this charming illustration on a job advert for professional writers.

Frankly, I'm a bit dubious about this woman's understanding of what 'writing' entails.

Not to mention the name of the café.
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just checking in on the Sewards ratio.
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Mr B (@lexidays.bsky.social) tried this earlier. It went about as well as you'd expect.
August 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I think we can safely say this isn't going as well as he hoped.
August 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
This (or something like it) has been my view for most of the day. I am very tired.

#Gladiators
July 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We popped out for food and found a protest. Bravo to these people in Brussels.
July 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And just round the corner from Jo's tree was this excellent mural. #MoreInCommon
July 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Meanwhile in Vienna, @lexidays.bsky.social is wondering whether to buy some of this for dinner.
July 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It's pretty special. There are a lot of people dressed as bowling pins. #BhoutrosBhoutrosGhali #ChrisWaddle
July 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Danish Haribo is WEIRD
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When a post isn't actually a reply to the one above it, but really should be.

@samwhyte.bsky.social @wombat37.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
That's probably your knee 🤣
June 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wait, what? You were there too? ❤️
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
That was EPIC!
June 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
These four. (I wanted to add them when I first made the list a few weeks ago but the album had mysteriously vanished. V happy to see it back 🙂)
June 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM