Alison B
@akbea.bsky.social
I twist other people's words for money.
http://rewritten.uk
Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
http://rewritten.uk
Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
"Trump - borderline insane"
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
"Trump - borderline insane"
Also a reality TV snob, but it's FABULOUS so far.
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Also a reality TV snob, but it's FABULOUS so far.
How am I meant to get any work done when the British Newspaper Archive now has all of Jackie online?
October 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
How am I meant to get any work done when the British Newspaper Archive now has all of Jackie online?
Revelation said it would be horses, but apparently it's an Ocado van.
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Revelation said it would be horses, but apparently it's an Ocado van.
President Vance, though.
August 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
President Vance, though.
Oh, dear God. Apparently she has a brother.
We all hold a pen like that when we're scribbling on our track pad, right?
We all hold a pen like that when we're scribbling on our track pad, right?
August 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Oh, dear God. Apparently she has a brother.
We all hold a pen like that when we're scribbling on our track pad, right?
We all hold a pen like that when we're scribbling on our track pad, right?
Just seen this charming illustration on a job advert for professional writers.
Frankly, I'm a bit dubious about this woman's understanding of what 'writing' entails.
Not to mention the name of the café.
Frankly, I'm a bit dubious about this woman's understanding of what 'writing' entails.
Not to mention the name of the café.
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just seen this charming illustration on a job advert for professional writers.
Frankly, I'm a bit dubious about this woman's understanding of what 'writing' entails.
Not to mention the name of the café.
Frankly, I'm a bit dubious about this woman's understanding of what 'writing' entails.
Not to mention the name of the café.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Just checking in on the Sewards ratio.
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Just checking in on the Sewards ratio.
Mr B (@lexidays.bsky.social) tried this earlier. It went about as well as you'd expect.
August 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mr B (@lexidays.bsky.social) tried this earlier. It went about as well as you'd expect.
I think we can safely say this isn't going as well as he hoped.
August 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think we can safely say this isn't going as well as he hoped.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
July 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
We popped out for food and found a protest. Bravo to these people in Brussels.
July 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We popped out for food and found a protest. Bravo to these people in Brussels.
And just round the corner from Jo's tree was this excellent mural. #MoreInCommon
July 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And just round the corner from Jo's tree was this excellent mural. #MoreInCommon
Meanwhile in Vienna, @lexidays.bsky.social is wondering whether to buy some of this for dinner.
July 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Meanwhile in Vienna, @lexidays.bsky.social is wondering whether to buy some of this for dinner.
It's pretty special. There are a lot of people dressed as bowling pins. #BhoutrosBhoutrosGhali #ChrisWaddle
July 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's pretty special. There are a lot of people dressed as bowling pins. #BhoutrosBhoutrosGhali #ChrisWaddle
When a post isn't actually a reply to the one above it, but really should be.
@samwhyte.bsky.social @wombat37.bsky.social
@samwhyte.bsky.social @wombat37.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
When a post isn't actually a reply to the one above it, but really should be.
@samwhyte.bsky.social @wombat37.bsky.social
@samwhyte.bsky.social @wombat37.bsky.social
That's probably your knee 🤣
June 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That's probably your knee 🤣
Wait, what? You were there too? ❤️
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Wait, what? You were there too? ❤️
These four. (I wanted to add them when I first made the list a few weeks ago but the album had mysteriously vanished. V happy to see it back 🙂)
June 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
These four. (I wanted to add them when I first made the list a few weeks ago but the album had mysteriously vanished. V happy to see it back 🙂)