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Aka Meatfork
@akameatfork.bsky.social
lover of Stanford football, SF Giants, C4L, tacos, Reese's PB cups and salty carbs.
Updated Schoolhouse Rocks - It Takes 3 (which is a magic number)

#YesItIs
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whomp Womp
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🤷🏼‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Sir, he's gone. He can't hurt you anymore and you're finally safe. Please hold it together until after the kids leave. I've prepared your crying chamber in Air Force One."
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Saw this, and immediately thought of @jimmypardo.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Post a witch
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm this guy (the camera operator could have used his help)
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Went to the dump/transfer station this morning. It's been a moment, but that place has a smell that hasn't changed in 30+ years. The only thing to get it out of my nasal passages? Quesabirria tacos
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do it for this guy
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
October 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Morning station is set up
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I loathe FB, but giving away free stuff on their marketplace rocks.

This bad boy was up for 17 min before someone picked them up
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This Doonesbury cartoon is from Dec. 1973. It's still relevant
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Birthday to Stella
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Missing this person today
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When I was a kid, I'd see cool bands like Shriekback and Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Now in my late 50s, I am at a Benson Boone concert.

Yea, the stage looks like bollocks
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
October 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My garbage orchid* is blooming

*orchid I pulled from the compost bin a neighbor threw out because "it stopped looking pretty"
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
September 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Was supposed to see The Who (and The Clash) in 1982. Finally seeing The Who tonight ... only 43 years later
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Finished S4 of The Bear last night and the last 3 episodes gutted me. Especially the 9th Step scene btwn DD & Carmy. That was REAL!!!

Anyways, here's my lunch today
September 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM