Aka Meatfork
@akameatfork.bsky.social
lover of Stanford football, SF Giants, C4L, tacos, Reese's PB cups and salty carbs.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"Sir, he's gone. He can't hurt you anymore and you're finally safe. Please hold it together until after the kids leave. I've prepared your crying chamber in Air Force One."
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Sir, he's gone. He can't hurt you anymore and you're finally safe. Please hold it together until after the kids leave. I've prepared your crying chamber in Air Force One."
Saw this, and immediately thought of @jimmypardo.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Saw this, and immediately thought of @jimmypardo.com
I'm this guy (the camera operator could have used his help)
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm this guy (the camera operator could have used his help)
Went to the dump/transfer station this morning. It's been a moment, but that place has a smell that hasn't changed in 30+ years. The only thing to get it out of my nasal passages? Quesabirria tacos
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Went to the dump/transfer station this morning. It's been a moment, but that place has a smell that hasn't changed in 30+ years. The only thing to get it out of my nasal passages? Quesabirria tacos
Do it for this guy
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Do it for this guy
Morning station is set up
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Morning station is set up
I loathe FB, but giving away free stuff on their marketplace rocks.
This bad boy was up for 17 min before someone picked them up
This bad boy was up for 17 min before someone picked them up
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I loathe FB, but giving away free stuff on their marketplace rocks.
This bad boy was up for 17 min before someone picked them up
This bad boy was up for 17 min before someone picked them up
This Doonesbury cartoon is from Dec. 1973. It's still relevant
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This Doonesbury cartoon is from Dec. 1973. It's still relevant
Happy Birthday to Stella
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Birthday to Stella
Missing this person today
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Missing this person today
When I was a kid, I'd see cool bands like Shriekback and Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Now in my late 50s, I am at a Benson Boone concert.
Yea, the stage looks like bollocks
Yea, the stage looks like bollocks
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When I was a kid, I'd see cool bands like Shriekback and Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Now in my late 50s, I am at a Benson Boone concert.
Yea, the stage looks like bollocks
Yea, the stage looks like bollocks
My garbage orchid* is blooming
*orchid I pulled from the compost bin a neighbor threw out because "it stopped looking pretty"
*orchid I pulled from the compost bin a neighbor threw out because "it stopped looking pretty"
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My garbage orchid* is blooming
*orchid I pulled from the compost bin a neighbor threw out because "it stopped looking pretty"
*orchid I pulled from the compost bin a neighbor threw out because "it stopped looking pretty"
Was supposed to see The Who (and The Clash) in 1982. Finally seeing The Who tonight ... only 43 years later
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Was supposed to see The Who (and The Clash) in 1982. Finally seeing The Who tonight ... only 43 years later
Finished S4 of The Bear last night and the last 3 episodes gutted me. Especially the 9th Step scene btwn DD & Carmy. That was REAL!!!
Anyways, here's my lunch today
Anyways, here's my lunch today
September 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Finished S4 of The Bear last night and the last 3 episodes gutted me. Especially the 9th Step scene btwn DD & Carmy. That was REAL!!!
Anyways, here's my lunch today
Anyways, here's my lunch today