A.K. Allen
@akallen.blacksky.app
Aspiring novelist
IT dude
Dad
Socialist
Thought I was gonna make this my alt, but pretty sure this is my main from now on. IYKYK.
IT dude
Dad
Socialist
Thought I was gonna make this my alt, but pretty sure this is my main from now on. IYKYK.
Father of a neurospicy kindergartener who was reading at a 1st grade level before he could really talk: We really really don't!
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Father of a neurospicy kindergartener who was reading at a 1st grade level before he could really talk: We really really don't!
Finance math is to accounting what string theory is to electrical engineering.
In theory, they do the same thing. And yet...
In theory, they do the same thing. And yet...
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Finance math is to accounting what string theory is to electrical engineering.
In theory, they do the same thing. And yet...
In theory, they do the same thing. And yet...
They do if you're white and male.
You can also substitute "Good at Math" with "Incredibly Wealthy For No Reason."
You can also substitute "Good at Math" with "Incredibly Wealthy For No Reason."
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They do if you're white and male.
You can also substitute "Good at Math" with "Incredibly Wealthy For No Reason."
You can also substitute "Good at Math" with "Incredibly Wealthy For No Reason."
He probably read the first chapter of Surface detail, fapped to the first couple paragraphs, and then lost his nerve when the chick bit the guy's nose off.
Elon Musk basically IS Joiler Veppers.
Elon Musk basically IS Joiler Veppers.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
He probably read the first chapter of Surface detail, fapped to the first couple paragraphs, and then lost his nerve when the chick bit the guy's nose off.
Elon Musk basically IS Joiler Veppers.
Elon Musk basically IS Joiler Veppers.
Techbros Inventing Dumber Versions of Things That Already Exist: Volume 97
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Techbros Inventing Dumber Versions of Things That Already Exist: Volume 97
Basically: if it wasn't AI, it would be quantum computing. If it wasn't quantum computing, it would be fusion reactors. If it wasn't fusion reactors, it would be Tulip futures...
AI is just a shiny thing driving the latest market bubble. It doesn't really matter; the money games behind it do.
AI is just a shiny thing driving the latest market bubble. It doesn't really matter; the money games behind it do.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Basically: if it wasn't AI, it would be quantum computing. If it wasn't quantum computing, it would be fusion reactors. If it wasn't fusion reactors, it would be Tulip futures...
AI is just a shiny thing driving the latest market bubble. It doesn't really matter; the money games behind it do.
AI is just a shiny thing driving the latest market bubble. It doesn't really matter; the money games behind it do.
All of us at this party,watching a bunch of rich people playing musical chairs.
The shittiness of the music is besides the point. When the music STOPS, about half the people in the game will lose a couple of trillion $. Money they will immediately try to collect from all of us.
The shittiness of the music is besides the point. When the music STOPS, about half the people in the game will lose a couple of trillion $. Money they will immediately try to collect from all of us.
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
All of us at this party,watching a bunch of rich people playing musical chairs.
The shittiness of the music is besides the point. When the music STOPS, about half the people in the game will lose a couple of trillion $. Money they will immediately try to collect from all of us.
The shittiness of the music is besides the point. When the music STOPS, about half the people in the game will lose a couple of trillion $. Money they will immediately try to collect from all of us.
In gif form for people who continue to be shocked by this deplorable, inexcusable violence.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In gif form for people who continue to be shocked by this deplorable, inexcusable violence.
Because everyone basically knows it's part of the AI bubble. The products barely work and are unreliable, and aint worth a fraction of what anyone's invested in them. Even the investors know this.
When playing trillion dollar musical chairs, you don't need to comment on the DJ's taste in music.
When playing trillion dollar musical chairs, you don't need to comment on the DJ's taste in music.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Because everyone basically knows it's part of the AI bubble. The products barely work and are unreliable, and aint worth a fraction of what anyone's invested in them. Even the investors know this.
When playing trillion dollar musical chairs, you don't need to comment on the DJ's taste in music.
When playing trillion dollar musical chairs, you don't need to comment on the DJ's taste in music.
Yall need to stop joking about this.
Violence is not funny.
Violence is not funny.
the slap but with ragdoll physics
YouTube video by Hydroxyl
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yall need to stop joking about this.
Violence is not funny.
Violence is not funny.
Two things can be true at once.
4 of the people I dated from Tinder were either insane or still married or both (and one was just trying to get a green card). The 5th one, I married. Still crazy about her.
Results wildly vary.
4 of the people I dated from Tinder were either insane or still married or both (and one was just trying to get a green card). The 5th one, I married. Still crazy about her.
Results wildly vary.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Two things can be true at once.
4 of the people I dated from Tinder were either insane or still married or both (and one was just trying to get a green card). The 5th one, I married. Still crazy about her.
Results wildly vary.
4 of the people I dated from Tinder were either insane or still married or both (and one was just trying to get a green card). The 5th one, I married. Still crazy about her.
Results wildly vary.