A.K. Allen
@akallen.blacksky.app
Aspiring novelist
IT dude
Dad
Socialist
Thought I was gonna make this my alt, but pretty sure this is my main from now on. IYKYK.
IT dude
Dad
Socialist
Thought I was gonna make this my alt, but pretty sure this is my main from now on. IYKYK.
Spin it into the ground.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Spin it into the ground.
Techbros Inventing Dumber Versions of Things That Already Exist: Volume 97
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Techbros Inventing Dumber Versions of Things That Already Exist: Volume 97
In gif form for people who continue to be shocked by this deplorable, inexcusable violence.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In gif form for people who continue to be shocked by this deplorable, inexcusable violence.
Americans have been banned from Hogwarts ever since Lee Harvey Oswald did all those experiments with enchanted bullets...
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Americans have been banned from Hogwarts ever since Lee Harvey Oswald did all those experiments with enchanted bullets...
What churches have money for:
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What churches have money for:
My feed decided these two posts were related.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My feed decided these two posts were related.
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
It's almost a parody account.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's almost a parody account.
Mosquitos.
Hands down.
Hands down.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mosquitos.
Hands down.
Hands down.
Bluesky just be butchering videos still
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Bluesky just be butchering videos still
Telescope phone attachment.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Telescope phone attachment.
His wife's reaction made me think of:
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
His wife's reaction made me think of:
I said what I said.
Aint a matter of stubbornness. Trump is going to die in office because JD Vance is going to kill him. He's just waitin for his chance.
Aint a matter of stubbornness. Trump is going to die in office because JD Vance is going to kill him. He's just waitin for his chance.
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I said what I said.
Aint a matter of stubbornness. Trump is going to die in office because JD Vance is going to kill him. He's just waitin for his chance.
Aint a matter of stubbornness. Trump is going to die in office because JD Vance is going to kill him. He's just waitin for his chance.
You really thought you were doing big things right there, huh?
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You really thought you were doing big things right there, huh?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
There’s no sense in tempting the universe.
There’s no sense in tempting the universe.
October 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
There’s no sense in tempting the universe.
There’s no sense in tempting the universe.
Tied AF...
But to check the big one's algebra homework.
But to check the big one's algebra homework.
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tied AF...
But to check the big one's algebra homework.
But to check the big one's algebra homework.
You can make/upload your own, I thought?
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You can make/upload your own, I thought?
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
(Anime I know but this one really sticks with me more than anything else. She sees this and she KNOWS that her entire team is about to die).
(Anime I know but this one really sticks with me more than anything else. She sees this and she KNOWS that her entire team is about to die).
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
(Anime I know but this one really sticks with me more than anything else. She sees this and she KNOWS that her entire team is about to die).
(Anime I know but this one really sticks with me more than anything else. She sees this and she KNOWS that her entire team is about to die).