aka Katta
akakatta.bsky.social
aka Katta
@akakatta.bsky.social
VikingHQ from that place which shouldn't be named.
Yes, your favourite grumpy old Viking lady from the land way up north and yes, Loki and the rest followed me here.
Komodo dragons are my spirit animal.
Fluent in Swedish and gibberish.
Reposted by aka Katta
sorry you didn't make it to your 250th birthday, USA. R.I.P.
January 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
I wear different colored socks each day in order to disorient and confuse large predators and Jehovah’s Witnesses
June 12, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
The tail stripes go right round to her nose!
June 11, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
Gray day
July 7, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
This day in history. 2013. World Art Nouveau Day is just another reminder of my annual failure to find a rhyme for Klimt and then just Toulouse it.
June 10, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Sorry, we Vikings aren't here much... We're reading books. You do remember books, right?
June 10, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
Arthur Dent convinced me on the utility of The Towel, this is mine, mostly used for gripping the caps of lemon juice bottles.
June 10, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
May 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
Supervising the printer. Good girl!
May 25, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Loki: Shouldn't we write something here sometimes?
Me: Yes, when we got something worth to say.
Loki: Oh. Ok... Well, back to the longboats again.
May 22, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
GawDAMN, I HAVE MISSED YOU PEOPLE! (Are we allowed to cuss here?)
February 25, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
Call me a snowflake, but I don’t want to see videos of animals (including human) killing other animals.

I can’t imagine what box that ticks in some people.
February 12, 2024 at 10:35 AM
I forget humans names in an instant but I never forget an animals name.
February 12, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
One time I got lost looking for a brass screw that fell off my workbench and I ended up making a crop circle in Wiltshire
February 1, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
I'm lying like Bowie on the Lodger cover because the cat is holding my foot in an adorable way.
February 1, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
Oh! Blond bunny, white rabbit, pinches and punches etc.
February 1, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
You notice in The Muppets you never saw a full body shot of the Swedish Chef?

That's because they couldn't find him a pair of Reeborks.
January 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
[holding the door open for a pretty woman]

her: *smiling* Thank you, gallant sir

me: *blushing* I aim to please

my wife: *withering* Honey, we’ve shared a bathroom for 18 years, he aims for the floor
January 25, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
Gotti is literally climbing the curtains now. This is why I just stick to these ripped ones, damn what anyone thinks. Those with climbing cats understand.
January 25, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
I'm moving into my Classical Rock era - most of my favourite music is from people who are now dead
January 25, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
If I thought I’d get away with sneaking to the loo and back to bed at 5am, I had another think coming.

She was waiting in the hall, “Meow! Why are you tiptoeing around with the lights out?”.
January 25, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by aka Katta
Regarding investing:

Always keep enough gold in the house to bribe a border guard.
January 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Reposted by aka Katta
This day in history. 1802. Burns Night, a celebration in tribute to Robert Burns featuring poetry, whisky, and the piping in of the haggis but if the dinner comes out of a pipe count me out.
January 25, 2024 at 10:14 AM