Alex Jonestown Massacre
@ajmlive.bsky.social
Bad music band
Don’t let them tell you how to rock
Let us tell you how to rock🔥🤘🗣️
Free Palestine, General Strike, Fuck ICE
https://alexjonestownmassacre.bandcamp.com/album/alex-jonestown-massacre
Don’t let them tell you how to rock
Let us tell you how to rock🔥🤘🗣️
Free Palestine, General Strike, Fuck ICE
https://alexjonestownmassacre.bandcamp.com/album/alex-jonestown-massacre
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for SLOPLICITY (which many people are calling this years barbenheimer) we’re running a special today: buy one of our books and get the OTHER book for just the price of the other book on top of the book you already bought
today is officially SLOPLICITY day—that’s right, you can finally buy a copy of SLOPPY and then wash it down with a copy of @mattielubchansky.com’s SIMPLICITY for just $29 more! you can’t afford NOT to!
July 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
for SLOPLICITY (which many people are calling this years barbenheimer) we’re running a special today: buy one of our books and get the OTHER book for just the price of the other book on top of the book you already bought
Iggy Pop voice “cocksucker I’m a cocksucker yes I am”
July 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Iggy Pop voice “cocksucker I’m a cocksucker yes I am”
Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn
July 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn
Joe Biden voice “our guitarist has the ethics of a cave bear!” youtu.be/HYhYmMj-xMQ
Cave Bear Ethics
YouTube video by Inferior Brain Power (Richmond, VA)
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Joe Biden voice “our guitarist has the ethics of a cave bear!” youtu.be/HYhYmMj-xMQ
I know a Brit posted this but it’s genuinely how I feel about every US presidential election 💯🤝💯
Very glad I didn’t give this govt my vote. I knew they’d be a total nightmare and they are.
July 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know a Brit posted this but it’s genuinely how I feel about every US presidential election 💯🤝💯
Finding a twink (Jimmy Olsen) to hide kryptonite in Superman’s foreskin while he sleeps
July 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Finding a twink (Jimmy Olsen) to hide kryptonite in Superman’s foreskin while he sleeps
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"joker dna transformation microchip" >>> "bruce wayne sperm replacement cuck gun"
July 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"joker dna transformation microchip" >>> "bruce wayne sperm replacement cuck gun"
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damn that’s crazy why aren’t they singing the star spangled banner
NBC News' Richard Engel reports from Friday prayers in Tehran, where chants of 'death to America' were heard on the same day Americans celebrated the Fourth of July.
July 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
damn that’s crazy why aren’t they singing the star spangled banner
Starting a collection to donate much needed necks to our nation’s law enforcement officers
July 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Starting a collection to donate much needed necks to our nation’s law enforcement officers
Instead of censoring Kneecap’s Glastonbury set, the BBC should just hire actors to rap over their actual voices like they did to Gerry Adams during the Troubles
June 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Instead of censoring Kneecap’s Glastonbury set, the BBC should just hire actors to rap over their actual voices like they did to Gerry Adams during the Troubles
Cancelling Lars and Kirk for queerbaiting during the Load era
Tomorrow is the day… get ready for Load (Remastered)! Check out never-before-seen photos, like this one by Anton Corbijn, and stories from those who were there in the 128-page hardcover book included in the Deluxe Box Set.
Shop Load 🩸 metallica.lnk.to/loadreissue
Shop Load 🩸 metallica.lnk.to/loadreissue
June 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cancelling Lars and Kirk for queerbaiting during the Load era
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republicans must be disenfranchised up to the fourth generation
June 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
republicans must be disenfranchised up to the fourth generation
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transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it
June 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it
Protestants who get baptized as adults…that’s little kid shit, baby stuff. What are you, a brony?
June 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Protestants who get baptized as adults…that’s little kid shit, baby stuff. What are you, a brony?
My wife put some week-old Chinese food in the trash and I just said “thank you for throwing out the Chinese” like I was talking to Chester A. Arthur in 1882
June 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My wife put some week-old Chinese food in the trash and I just said “thank you for throwing out the Chinese” like I was talking to Chester A. Arthur in 1882
Can’t quote or respond to the stupidest shit I’ve read all weekend so I’ll say it here @lollardfish.bsky.social that is a terrible idea I resent you for wasting thousands of people’s time with your bullshit
June 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Can’t quote or respond to the stupidest shit I’ve read all weekend so I’ll say it here @lollardfish.bsky.social that is a terrible idea I resent you for wasting thousands of people’s time with your bullshit
A comic where Wolverine converts to Judaism but he can’t get adult circumcised because his foreskin keeps growing back
June 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
A comic where Wolverine converts to Judaism but he can’t get adult circumcised because his foreskin keeps growing back
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I am sorry I don't have more thoughtful feelings on this topic, but the Waymos on fire in LA just remind me of the "Linguo IS dead" bit from The Simpsons.
June 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I am sorry I don't have more thoughtful feelings on this topic, but the Waymos on fire in LA just remind me of the "Linguo IS dead" bit from The Simpsons.
Pop out the trap like I’m Billie Joe Armstrong
My bitch bisexual like Billie Joe Armstrong
My bitch bisexual like Billie Joe Armstrong
June 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Pop out the trap like I’m Billie Joe Armstrong
My bitch bisexual like Billie Joe Armstrong
My bitch bisexual like Billie Joe Armstrong
He’s so fucking funny
Trump: "I think Israel has enough problems without kidnapping Greta Thunberg"
June 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
He’s so fucking funny
Stephen Colbert voice: centrist blogger and Ralph Wiggum as an adult Matt Yglesias believes the Democrats should court Elon Musk
June 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stephen Colbert voice: centrist blogger and Ralph Wiggum as an adult Matt Yglesias believes the Democrats should court Elon Musk
Sinners (2025) Lankum
🤝
Spooky “Rocky Road to Dublin”
🤝
Spooky “Rocky Road to Dublin”
May 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sinners (2025) Lankum
🤝
Spooky “Rocky Road to Dublin”
🤝
Spooky “Rocky Road to Dublin”
Sleepy Joe Biden will have a big problem when his cancer diagnosis is no longer “HOT”
May 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sleepy Joe Biden will have a big problem when his cancer diagnosis is no longer “HOT”
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i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation
May 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation
Thats shit from a butt
May 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thats shit from a butt