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Andrew Gardiner
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|Media|#auspol|#ClimateCrisis|Freelance journo writing about politics & the environment. Read my stuff: https://tinyurl.com/AndrewGardiner
A war crime. Pure and simple.
Do your thing, ICC.
tinyurl.com/5cerz43b
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
@aaronsmith333.bsky.social I want a full report. With pictures.

If the Melbourne Metro stations aren't in the Pyongyang purview of pulchritude, I'll be shattered.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What does Vikki Campion think? That last week's Chinese delegation to Canberra left listening devices behind Gough Whitlam's portrait in the Members' Hall?

Moose and Squirrel are on the case, Vik ... 🙄
#auspol
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
More housing; less greyhound racing.
Struggling to see a downside here, #NewsCorpse.
#WentworthPark
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
SA Liberals: the gang that couldn't coup straight.
Victorian Liberal Party, it seems you have a rival in the dysfunction department ...
#auspol
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Jung's "mother complex", all liquored up and wrapped in a bow ...
#auspol
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sorry ... this version of "staggering to the crossbench" is more apt:
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Barnaby: "Littleproud ignored me! Waaaaah! I'm out!"

New England no longer has a local member. Perhaps, post-Tony Windsor, it never did. Now excuse Barn as he staggers over to the crossbench (sound up) ... 👇
#auspol
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My half of the Comment and Analysis Walkey is quite an honour. Thanks all; I'll be dining out on this for months!

But the trophy, Michael. The trophy. I hope you didn't bronze Johnny the greyhound! 😉
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"You're a candidate, now. Lose the pearls, Amelia".

Why? They work a treat in leafy Malvern! It's not like you have to pass yourself off as a "young Hawthorn renter" anymore!
#auspol #springst
@brenthodgson.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It appears the deal involved this:
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November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wait, what? You 𝙘𝙖𝙣 change stuff (𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙛𝙪𝙡 change) without cosying up to the coalition and spawning a clusterf*ck?

(I digress, but: has the ship sailed on the NACC?)
#auspol
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Is Voyager 1 still playing Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones?
#40YrOldMovieReference #WhyDoIBother
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It doesn't get more egregious than this:
#auspol
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
There's a correlation between the backbench (or crossbench) and actual honesty, isn't there? ⤵️

(Are we getting that crossbench balance of power one day, or am I in fantasy land?)
#auspol
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What was that about "cheapening the parliament", Suss? ↘️
#auspol
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Nothing emboldens politicians like blood in the water ...
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Cheer up, Poms. There's always someone worse off ...
#auspol #Ashes2025
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
You make it sound like that's a bad thing ...
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"What could go wrong?"
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"The people are chanting 'BRING IN TRUMP!!!'". ⤵️

Dunno about you, but I'd pay real money (and stock up on 🍿) to see #Trump patrolling Chicago's heavily African American south side, Kyle Rittenhouse-style. What could go wrong?
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Good to see 'Ugly' Dave Gray, 91, staying active in a new role writing headlines for the Sunday papers.

(And look ⤵️! He hasn't aged a day!)
#Ashes2025 @footscraysfinest1.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
@olbermann.bsky.social could we get a rendition, in your best RFK Jr voice, during Monday's podcast?
November 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM