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airshots22.bsky.social
airshots22 (Dead account)
@airshots22.bsky.social
So, this account is basically dead. Fuck BlueSky and everything it stands for. I regret joining it, but I'm keeping it as an archive and not because I agree with the BS mob.
Even though this website is trash, I decided to reactivate it after a couple months of it being deactivated.

Don't expect me to post here ever again, I'm just leaving it up as a shitpost archive.

If you want to keep up with me, I'll direct you to my YouTube or Twitter cause my BlueSky is dead.
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Holy crap, I just got tickets to the Harry Nilsson concert.

This is going to be the best night ever!!! 🥳🥳🥳
August 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
War of the Worlds is the best movie ever!

No, I will not clarify which one I'm talking about.
August 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Legalize Comedy Brand Ranch!!!

We deserve to have a bottle of ranch that makes us laugh while we dip pizza and other gross things that people shouldn't dip ranch into, but we do anyways in this ranch.

God, where is Elon Musk when you need him? I thought the guy said comedy is legal again. :(
August 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Goddamn it, this is the 27th time I glued my balls to my butthole this week!

Obscurest Vinyl really needs to put a "Don't try this at home" warning in their music.

I mean, I'll still do it, but I will at least think an extra second before I act on testicular to anus gluing!
August 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Why is this woman so shocked? This is a completely logical and reasonable thing for Nancy to do.

I swear, people in comics from the 40s got shocked over the stupidest fucking things! (Looking at you, Archie! 😤)
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 3,1945
August 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I tried to, but it froze my dick. :(
August 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Normalize being a badass while listening to Damn Yankees.

Us badasses can be badass while listening to Damn Yankees, damn it! 😤🤘🎸🔫🥩🦌

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_uh...
Damn Yankees - High Enough (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
July 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
🎵Where you going now?
When your world's turned inside out
Isn't love what it's all about?🎵 🥰
July 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Well either way, the Damn Yankees were the damn best, damn it!

No other band had the balls to curse the New York Yankees and name themselves after how much they suck!

Screw it, this is a Damn Yankees fanpage now!

Because I said so!
July 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Alright damn it, this is what the liberals won't tell you!

The Damn Yankees were the greatest band of all time and I think the music industry elites wanted to exterminate them because they were too good and...

Oh wait, this isn't a conspiracy? They were really paid a million to not make music? Wow
July 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The Catcher in the Rye simplified.
July 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When Richard Linklater made Me and Orson Welles, did one person stop and tell him that anyone could make this movie? 🤔
June 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Oh by the way, when I get out of jail, remind me to buy a PS5 just so I can buy the new NHL 25.

It's the only game the PS5 has and those EA f***s won't release their games on PC.

I think we need government intervention. Instead of arresting me for hot game takes, make EA release these games on PC!
June 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Also, Super Smash Bros for the N64 is like playing NHL 2002 on the PS2 or XBOX. You technically could do that, but you're better off playing the later games.

Well... except for anything after NHL 14. Just stick with that. wtf EA? Why do we have to suffer through your ass games to play as McDavid? 😡
June 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Well, since I'm still in jail...

Mario Kart 64 isn't that great.

Muahahaha, I'm the next Ted K! 😈
June 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"So, what are you in for? 😑"

I said Toy Story 2 for the N64 was a bit on the too repetitive side. God, they'll f***ing arrest anyone nowadays! 🤬
June 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I gave good advice... while wearing pants!
June 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
wtf, I just found out my penis was generated by AI!
May 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I miss The Chevy Chase Show. :(
May 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I'm thinking of making a TV show where the left are big dumb doo doo heads XD

And that's the joke. That and "Doesn't the things we're making fun of suck so much dick? Laugh at us!"

All those shows suck.

Except The New Norm of course, but that's only because he ain't the same as the old Norm. 🧐
May 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I'm thinking of making a movie where the villains of my story are evil right-of-centre men. Give me 200 million dollars!!!
May 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
i do not like this thing, therefore it should be banned!!! >:(
May 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
What's the deal with Grand Funk Railroad boasting about being an American band like it's some sort of novelty?

You're not that special. Lots of American bands came and went before and after your existence. Even America is an American band!
May 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Let's get let's get let's get let's get rocked!
Let's get let's get let's get LET'S GET ROCKED!!!
May 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM