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Because of the storm coming tomorrow I spent all evening putting up the rest of the outdoor decorations I started installing yesterday. Take it from me, if you’re dealing with faulty light sets, toss em. I spent way too much time trying to fix some tonight and finally trashed them. #disposable 🗑️
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If anyone out there is considering going back to Verizon because they sent you an offer saying they’ll match your current provider’s charges, think again. They will try and upsell you (= NOT matching) and they will charge you a $99 installation fee for a wifi router YOU will install yourself.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hey, #Lowes, instead of forcing the customers to use self checkout and then having to endure your front end staff hovering over us as we ring up our purchases, HOW ABOUT YOU HIRE SOME DAMN CASHIERS? Then you’ll have better control over theft if that’s your concern. Problem solved!
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Just submitted my self-evaluation for work. Relieved to check that off my to do list.
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Just a watched DROP. Had me screaming at my TV looking like this…
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The #Nissan app for the remote starter pisses me off on days like this one. 7 attempts and the damn thing still won’t work.
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I vividly recall you could have cut the audience’s disappointment with a knife at the Boston pre-Broadway tryout.
Oh, the Places It Went! An Oral History of the Fall and Triumphant Rise of Seussical
Lynn Ahrens, Stephen Flaherty, Andrew Keenan-Bolger, and more reflect as Dr. Seuss-themed musical approaches its 25th anniversary.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
He’s fascinated with my Grinch slippers. 😂 Probably because they only come out at Christmastime.
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