A Gunston
@aguns.bsky.social
Intellectual (non-practicing).
Real big on saying silly things then running away from any consequences.
Real big on saying silly things then running away from any consequences.
Idea: Sweeney Todd but so, so small.
Attend the tale of Teeny Todd.
Attend the tale of Teeny Todd.
August 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Idea: Sweeney Todd but so, so small.
Attend the tale of Teeny Todd.
Attend the tale of Teeny Todd.
People in K Dramas clap so much. Do Koreans clap that often?
Is there a cultural clap gap?
Am I clapist?
Is there a cultural clap gap?
Am I clapist?
August 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
People in K Dramas clap so much. Do Koreans clap that often?
Is there a cultural clap gap?
Am I clapist?
Is there a cultural clap gap?
Am I clapist?
Lifeblood: can you please donate blood please please please we need it so bad WE NEED YOUR BLOOD WE NEED IT GIVE IT TO US PLEASE!!!
*Me, an IBS girly who experiences symptoms at least every few weeks*
Lifeblood: not if ur gonna be like that
*Me, an IBS girly who experiences symptoms at least every few weeks*
Lifeblood: not if ur gonna be like that
July 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Lifeblood: can you please donate blood please please please we need it so bad WE NEED YOUR BLOOD WE NEED IT GIVE IT TO US PLEASE!!!
*Me, an IBS girly who experiences symptoms at least every few weeks*
Lifeblood: not if ur gonna be like that
*Me, an IBS girly who experiences symptoms at least every few weeks*
Lifeblood: not if ur gonna be like that
Gyms need to have more fat and disabled people in their ads. I know a lot of people are going there trying to lose weight etc but the way to get them in the door is to ensure they know that people won't stare at them or mock them
July 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Gyms need to have more fat and disabled people in their ads. I know a lot of people are going there trying to lose weight etc but the way to get them in the door is to ensure they know that people won't stare at them or mock them
I try to be a trans ally intentionally all the time. But I'm also unintentionally a trans ally when I immediately forget someone's deadname when they change their name.
Like beep boop it's deleted I need that space for dog breeds
Like beep boop it's deleted I need that space for dog breeds
July 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I try to be a trans ally intentionally all the time. But I'm also unintentionally a trans ally when I immediately forget someone's deadname when they change their name.
Like beep boop it's deleted I need that space for dog breeds
Like beep boop it's deleted I need that space for dog breeds
Miley Cyrus' rhyming scheme really stresses me out.
May 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Miley Cyrus' rhyming scheme really stresses me out.
I know it's wrong, but I love calling multiple moose "meese"
May 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I know it's wrong, but I love calling multiple moose "meese"
Whenever the dating apps tell us we've missed a match, do they expect us to be suddenly sad about it? Like "Oh no I COULD have had that person I swiped left on because I didn't want them"
May 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Whenever the dating apps tell us we've missed a match, do they expect us to be suddenly sad about it? Like "Oh no I COULD have had that person I swiped left on because I didn't want them"
I am so good at fucking up my ankles. Do you reckon I can put it on my resume?
April 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I am so good at fucking up my ankles. Do you reckon I can put it on my resume?
Hey sapiosexuals, what do y'all do when ya gf adderall wear off n she no lomger smart just hangry n evil huh
April 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hey sapiosexuals, what do y'all do when ya gf adderall wear off n she no lomger smart just hangry n evil huh
Is Ben Elton on any social media? I fucking hate how every few years I have to glance at Blind Faith and wonder if Trump read it. The critics said it was too "in your face" buuuut....
April 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is Ben Elton on any social media? I fucking hate how every few years I have to glance at Blind Faith and wonder if Trump read it. The critics said it was too "in your face" buuuut....
It's fucking diabolical that post offices are open 9-5. What do you mean you won't drop the package off at my house because of a "locked gate" (my house has no gate) and then I have to leave work to go get it. And if I want to go on a weekend I have to get in there by lunch time? Bsffr
April 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's fucking diabolical that post offices are open 9-5. What do you mean you won't drop the package off at my house because of a "locked gate" (my house has no gate) and then I have to leave work to go get it. And if I want to go on a weekend I have to get in there by lunch time? Bsffr
They should move the seasons back a month so that the weather fits better. But also no they shouldn't because then Australian September would be in Winter and I do NOT want to be a Winter baby ew ick ugh
April 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
They should move the seasons back a month so that the weather fits better. But also no they shouldn't because then Australian September would be in Winter and I do NOT want to be a Winter baby ew ick ugh
Nothing pleases me more when I'm a little bit sick than googling all my symptoms, measuring my temperature every 12.5 seconds and going "AUGHHH" frequently
April 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Nothing pleases me more when I'm a little bit sick than googling all my symptoms, measuring my temperature every 12.5 seconds and going "AUGHHH" frequently
The amount of sauces and dressings I've just straight up drunk in the search for a sliver of dopamine is wildly high.
I've experienced flavour intensities you normies can only dream of.
Side note: my stomach is ruined
I've experienced flavour intensities you normies can only dream of.
Side note: my stomach is ruined
April 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The amount of sauces and dressings I've just straight up drunk in the search for a sliver of dopamine is wildly high.
I've experienced flavour intensities you normies can only dream of.
Side note: my stomach is ruined
I've experienced flavour intensities you normies can only dream of.
Side note: my stomach is ruined
Topshop take pictures of their models like they don't want you to know what the clothes look like
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Topshop take pictures of their models like they don't want you to know what the clothes look like
Me: huh, i'm ovulating, but i'm not getting the weird symptoms
Also me:
- skin doing weird hormonal shit
- can't look anyone in the eye because i'll fall in love with them
- found a man VERY sexy for his fathering skills
- want 2 kiss all my friends???
Also me:
- skin doing weird hormonal shit
- can't look anyone in the eye because i'll fall in love with them
- found a man VERY sexy for his fathering skills
- want 2 kiss all my friends???
February 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Me: huh, i'm ovulating, but i'm not getting the weird symptoms
Also me:
- skin doing weird hormonal shit
- can't look anyone in the eye because i'll fall in love with them
- found a man VERY sexy for his fathering skills
- want 2 kiss all my friends???
Also me:
- skin doing weird hormonal shit
- can't look anyone in the eye because i'll fall in love with them
- found a man VERY sexy for his fathering skills
- want 2 kiss all my friends???
I like that there's a smaller character limit here. Man was given a larger limit, and just look what they did with it. Disgraceful.
February 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I like that there's a smaller character limit here. Man was given a larger limit, and just look what they did with it. Disgraceful.
There's nothing like that feeling of adopting a new form of social media before everyone else, and you can just spout your bullshit into the void. Somebody capture this feeling of freedom and sell it to me.
February 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There's nothing like that feeling of adopting a new form of social media before everyone else, and you can just spout your bullshit into the void. Somebody capture this feeling of freedom and sell it to me.
Why do the rich gays always have those stupid hand chairs?
As a poor gay, someone buy me a stupid hand chair plz.
As a poor gay, someone buy me a stupid hand chair plz.
February 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Why do the rich gays always have those stupid hand chairs?
As a poor gay, someone buy me a stupid hand chair plz.
As a poor gay, someone buy me a stupid hand chair plz.
We should ban farts. I will hear no criticism at this time.
January 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
We should ban farts. I will hear no criticism at this time.
A new tiktok trend is where they caption "you're so funny" & share something deeply traumatic that made them that way
but everyone KNOWS when someone tells you you're funny you go "oh thanks haha" then proceed to do something so deeply unfunny that it will haunt you for the rest of your days
but everyone KNOWS when someone tells you you're funny you go "oh thanks haha" then proceed to do something so deeply unfunny that it will haunt you for the rest of your days
January 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
A new tiktok trend is where they caption "you're so funny" & share something deeply traumatic that made them that way
but everyone KNOWS when someone tells you you're funny you go "oh thanks haha" then proceed to do something so deeply unfunny that it will haunt you for the rest of your days
but everyone KNOWS when someone tells you you're funny you go "oh thanks haha" then proceed to do something so deeply unfunny that it will haunt you for the rest of your days